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Gawwwwwwwd damn, gawwwwwd damn you need Chuy in your life. (Chuy is short for Jesus).
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Leave it to Chin, to fuck my day up.
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Fucking Gobells, like I really needed to know that. Thanks for nothing.
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Thank you biden for makin what I thought was Easter Sunday a day about your achievements.
You have made the blue team proud.
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Firstly TDoV has been on March 31st since it was created in 2009. It was the same day as Easter this year by coincidence.
Secondly Jesus is fake so it does not even matter.
Thirdly, Goebbels do you have a single fucking friend in the world?
And no, hostages do not count.
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Give them April fool us day!
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"Thirdly, Goebbels do you have a single fucking friend in the world?"
Yappy, who needs friends when I've got you following me around like I got pork chops tied to my ankles? Thank you for subscribing AND being a fan!
By the way, how did your brand new fluffy pink butt plug work out yesterday?
Did you feel "transgendery"? 
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Firstly TDoV has been on March 31st since it was created in 2009. It was the same day as Easter this year by coincidence.
And the "Uniter" didn't think that making a PRESIDENTIAL Proclamation (which has never been done before) on Easter of this year would cause an uproar?
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When's old fat white boy day?
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December 25th, silly!
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International TDOV was created in 2010 by trans advocate Rachel Crandall.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has announced a much-needed "Day Of Visibility" for the most visible population in the entirety of human history.
"For far too long, Americans have not seen bearded men in dresses twerking in their faces," said President Biden. "That ends on Easter."
President Biden's declared day of visibility will bring awareness to the community plastered all over every media outlet, every government branch, every town parade, every corporate advertisement, and beamed through the internet to every device on planet earth. According to sources, this has created consternation amongst the Biden administration as aides are unsure how the transgender movement could possibly be any more visible."
This is a pungent moment in America history as our new heroes are saluted far and wide!
Where the hell is assupsidedown when we need they/them?
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"What do we even do?" asked White House aide Shelly Marks. "There is literally no way to make them even more visible. Trans people nude on the White House lawn? Aw, shoot, we already did that. Think, think!"
In related news.......
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans Day Of Visibility".
"Who does this Jesus think he is?" shouted an angry Biden. "Today is about dudes becoming chicks and chicks becoming dudes, not dead people becoming alive! Come on, man!"
President Biden released the announcement for the "Trans Day Of Visibility" on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ's crucifixion. "It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it," muttered Biden. "As if that wasn't enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead -- right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women's showers! I'm starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!"
Fake news you can trust!
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The weekend also marked one year since the Trans shooter in Nashville took out numerous folks at a Christian establishment and we still don't see the manifesto which no doubt spells out motives.
But this past weekend another dude with a 22 page rap sheet in one County started shooting at a Nashville restaurant during Easter brunch, killed one, injured 5. Of course mums the word in the MSM because he doesn't fit the narrative.
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@RobBlakeFan LMAO tok funny Also I'd like to know when is,
I love wide hips day
I love Boobs day
I love Vagina day
etc.....
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^ That's EVERY fucking day!
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Well zyeah but want a parade and some public recognition for these well deserved parts of the female anatomy and too celebrate being heterosexual.
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Goballs can't even stack right.
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"Goballs can't even stack right."
How you know which way the nano-peen be stackin'?
And, I blocked your next stack!
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Preemptive strike. Smart move.
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Now that the Biden administration has made sure to raise awareness of Trans Day of Visibility, it's time for attention to be turned to other forgotten, tragically unnoticed groups of people in desperate need of their own days of visibility.
In the name of progress, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of people groups no one knows about that deserve recognition:
Crossfitters: Not enough people are aware that these workout warriors exist and are flipping enormous truck tires and flailing thick ropes around to get into better shape than you'll ever be in.
Atheist vegans who own air fryers: A perpetually underrepresented segment of society. Shame on all of us for not giving them a platform.
Trad wives who make sourdough: If only these hardworking women could let everyone around them know they make bread.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce: You probably haven't ever heard of these humble people, let alone been made aware that they are in a relationship.
Vapers: You'd never know it, but they are sitting near you at a baseball game blowing enormous clouds in your general direction.
People doing carnivore: Far too few are made aware of these revolutionary people who have evolved into a superior race by only eating meat.
Meghan Markle: Living in relative obscurity as a television actress and member of the British royal family is lonely and heartbreaking and will soon be documented in a heavily promoted Netflix series.
Overweight underwear models: If there's any group of people who must be seen and have their pictures plastered onto billboards and buses, it's these large examples of human beauty.
Liberal celebrities: Did you even know there are liberal celebrities? There are, and they know who you should vote for. It's time to let them tell you.
Once all of these people groups get their rightful days of visibility, the world will be a much better place. Acknowledge them!
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