| I'm Unique Because... | | Everyone is unique. You will never be able to pin down explaining you, as a person, in a small blog. Might as well come see me and find out! |
![]() | What Makes Me Laugh | Punny humor, dad jokes, and sarcastic comedy.
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One of the older ladies immediately had a
stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
A talking elephant walked up to a man on a nudist beach and asked, "How do you eat with that??"
My Family recently revealed that Grandpa was taking Viagra. We were all rather surprised, but Grandma has been taking it hard.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there!"
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "if there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "if you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teach says, "the one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all of the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
*** She gagged ***
What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
*** He nuts and bolts ***
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
*** If we dont get some support, people will think we are nuts! ***
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
***If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!***
Why does the mermaid wear Sea-shells?
***because she outgrew her B shells!*** |
![]() | Interests | | Adrenaline junkie at heart. Fast cars, fast motorcycles, aircrafts and women are what make the world go round... |
![]() | I'd Like to Meet | | I wish i could have a Time Machine to visit past and future time eras and people.. |
![]() | Favorite Things | | I enjoy things that make my heart race. Think you are up for the challenge? |
![]() | I Have a Dream | Oh, if you could only see the DIRTY things my mind dreams up..
The older I get, the more insatiable my desires and drive become. |
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