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kaceeleigh
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Locked. No further comments permitted.Bring forth your horrible joke skills!!
Mar 16 2017 07:37PM more by kaceeleigh
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)
What do you call a smart blonde?

..........

A Golden retriever
😂😂😂




Next!
      
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mbf2008
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Mar 16 2017 07:38PM     link to this
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?






......He had no guts! Lol
kaceeleigh
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 16 2017 07:40PM     link to this
Yaaas girl ^ love it 😻
kaceeleigh
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 16 2017 07:42PM     link to this
What no horrible jokes from you? ^
Really?
Come on!!!!
Just give it a try 😂
piedpiper13
San Diego, CA
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Mar 16 2017 07:50PM     link to this
Did you see that new pirate movie?

It's rated rrrrrrrgh
loucfirr1
LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 07:52PM     link to this
She called mbf a chick!
kaceeleigh
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Mar 16 2017 07:58PM     link to this
^ +1



Fair enough....
kaceeleigh
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Mar 16 2017 07:59PM     link to this
DT: 😂😂😂 omg.!

kaceeleigh
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Mar 16 2017 08:03PM     link to this
PIE:

Why is pirating so addictive?

...........
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
piedpiper13
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Mar 16 2017 08:17PM     link to this

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a ship wheel coming out of his pants. Out of curiosity the bartender asks the pirate "you are aware that there is a wheel coming out of your pants right?!?" To which the pirate replies "ayyyy it be drivin' me nuts"
arnie
SFV, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 08:23PM     link to this
What do you call computer that sings?





A Dell.


Thank you. Im here all week.
piedpiper13
San Diego, CA
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Mar 16 2017 08:26PM     link to this
What's a horny pirates worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!
dblednmike
Carson, Inland Cities, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 08:28PM     link to this
So a midget dressed as a Pirate walks into a store and the little old lady behind the counter says:

"How cute, but where are your Buccaneers?"

To which he responds:

"Right here under my bucking hat lady!"
kaceeleigh
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 16 2017 08:34PM     link to this
Arnie: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
flash911
SFV, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 08:41PM     link to this
Why don't pirates hang out here?

They have all the booty they need!
kaceeleigh
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Mar 16 2017 08:42PM     link to this
^+1

👏🏻👌🏻
kaceeleigh
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 16 2017 09:15PM     link to this
That is NOT nice

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
piedpiper13
San Diego, CA
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Mar 16 2017 09:20PM     link to this
What's green and smells like pork?
piedpiper13
San Diego, CA
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Mar 16 2017 09:21PM     link to this
Kermits fingers
artnjazz
Santa Monica, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 10:11PM     link to this
I lobe vlonde jokes...der the vest
ssleaze
Hollywood, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 10:24PM     link to this
What does a stripper do withe her asshole before work?


Drops him off at band practice and give him $20 bucks
metalworker28
Palmdale, North of LA, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 10:48PM     link to this
What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?
Dam!

And a special joke for st. Patty's day:
2 Irish men walk out of a bar.
lateniteowl99
Fullerton, OC, CA
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Mar 16 2017 10:48PM     link to this
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's a really heavy animal, the other one's a little lighter
jdjr19699
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 11:05PM     link to this
What is the difference of a woman after a mass and a woman after a bath?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
jdjr19699
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 11:06PM     link to this
What does a plane and a woman have in common?

Both have cock pits.
jdjr19699
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Mar 16 2017 11:08PM     link to this
Guess - what is the bank that you lose interest after depositing?
lamar
SGV, LA, CA
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Mar 16 2017 11:37PM     link to this
wolfking
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 17 2017 12:00AM     link to this
The Snowman was smiling when he saw the snowblower.
Galen
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Mar 17 2017 12:22AM     link to this
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
























A Rip-Off
ssleaze
Hollywood, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 12:51AM     link to this
What do girls call a mushroom that buys them drinks all night long????

A fungi to party with.
coacher55
Palmdale, North of LA, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 12:55AM     link to this
Did you hear the one about the two blondes that walked into a building?


They should have used the door
PrincessBrooke
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 01:02AM     link to this
Suga d buys me Louis v And and travels all over with me hmmmmm don't understand broke birch lingo
PrincessBrooke
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 01:11AM     link to this
I just got off at the club don't have time too much to count


Jadedddddddddd
PrincessBrooke
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 01:12AM     link to this
Imma get some good dick and go to sleep....


Bye babes......
PrincessBrooke
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Mar 17 2017 01:13AM     link to this
I'm moving to OC next month to a new place what city should I move
PrincessBrooke
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Mar 17 2017 01:14AM     link to this
Guess they don't know.....
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