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get a matching set of shoes, boots and briefcase
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I have to snap it or else it didn't happen...
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Mrrrr, you could show your bite marks as proof.
Face you forgot about the 100lbs. of alligator steaks. Not bad eatin if cooked right. (What wine goes with alligator?)
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^^ A nice light red. Pinot Mauled?
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Punch fubar in the bits and run. Least I won't get eaten.
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That big gator either was doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk or got tanked up on a lot of southern comfort
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a white bordeaux, although if you deep try it southern style, I 'd just go with a bottle of coke
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What do Giant Alligators eat?
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What ever the fuck they want!
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^^^^A lot of anything they want???
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Did you see the pot belly on that one? Bet it hasn't been in the gym for thousands of years.
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That wasn't an alligator you bunch of dum dums, it was a dinosaur.
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The only thing that goes good with gator is a nice chilled bottle of Thunderbird.
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I'd knock teeitup on the back of the head so he wouldn't be able to ran as fast I would
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8=D
Pass that up please iLol.
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Antonio Brown snapz
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BIG??? That is more like a Egyptian baby croc.. size matters...
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C & D
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"Alligator"
hahaha.... THAT IS A DINOSAUR!!
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^^^ dime
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What? No one writes the obvious!
Whoooeee, real Cajun done saddle up dat one an' go a ridin'. Use his cell phone to call Boudreaux come catch up!
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I worked in Yellowstone one summer as an intern with the NPS. This was in the era of video camera before cell phones. Can't tell you how many times I saw tourists tell their kids to go stand next to the buffalo so they could get some video. The kids were always too terrified to do anything but stand at a distance.
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In the other gator video in the link you hear one of the golfers telling the other golfer with the cellphone camera, "Go stand next to him for perspective." WTF????
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmurs their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closes his mouth as the crowd gasps. After a minute, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opens his mouth, and the man removes his genitals, unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and he receives the first of his free drinks.
The man stands up again and makes another offer: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. A moment later, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try," says a small woman, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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another guy walks into a bar with an alligator. This alligator is about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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I would pick A - maybe take a selfie with the gator 
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I'm with comments above...I'm thinking nice boots, wallet, hat and belt for me and my 20 closest friends. That's one huge gator!
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Art, the selfie would probably be either the waist up or waist down...with a lot of blood. Them critters can run fast in a short burst.
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