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Agent.Smith
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Shit or Netflix
May 13 2017 10:04AM more by Agent.Smith
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

You ever wait till the last possible moment to take a shit while you're watching netflix? I know you can pause it but you want to wait till a good break in the tv show/movie, its like ending a paragraph or chapter before you put the book down.

I know some of you fuckers wait till the turtle is almost ready to poke his head out...
      
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May 13 2017 10:10AM     link to this

Rule 1: No devices while shitting
Rule 2: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Have you read the report about fecal matter on your phone? Fuck that.
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May 13 2017 10:13AM     link to this

Classy!

I need to mount a 32 on the bathroom wall opposite the throne, then hook up Alexa.

#Amazon

FYI: Best Buy will be out of business in 3-5.
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May 13 2017 10:17AM     link to this

FFS burns, do I have to do everything for you?
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