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Locked. No further comments permitted.Wanna burger and fuck!?
Jul 8 2017 04:47PM more by lexmark8
Tags: San Diego , Random (All tags)

Can't get more to the point than that. What's the most off the wall line that you've used and it worked?
This one actually worked for me but it took like 15 or 20 times.
      
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ledekant
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Jul 8 2017 04:53PM     link to this

Must have been one hell of an expensive hamburger..... $300.00.

Hey, I just brushed my teeth, wanna fuck?

Actually, back in the day, a simple hello or hi with a smile was a good start........
Grumpy
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Jul 8 2017 05:02PM     link to this

No, I want a fucking burger!
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 05:08PM     link to this

Hi I'm Bill.......How do you like me so far?
lexmark8
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Jul 8 2017 05:26PM     link to this

This was back in my military days. Drinks all night, late night burger, cab fare and fuck...just under 200 bucks.

Sometimes you just have to go for it and be blunt. The ladies are or can be more horny than us.

Yes starting with a hello, hi, or smile is a good start. But a sliding hand up a skirt under the table while your talking isn't a bad start either 👍
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Jul 8 2017 05:30PM     link to this

^^^He's read "Art of the Deal"
lexmark8
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Jul 8 2017 05:42PM     link to this

^is a kkk member.
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 05:42PM     link to this

Should have read The Art Of War
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 05:43PM     link to this

where's Nila
lexmark8
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Jul 8 2017 05:46PM     link to this

I don't know, but I sure wouldn't mind her showing up! 😍Nila😍
teeitup
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Jul 8 2017 06:44PM     link to this

I thought this was about the new Costco burger they're trying out. What the f_ck "and f_ck" was about I had not idea so I read the blog.

Would have prefered about the Costco cheeseburger.
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Jul 8 2017 07:17PM     link to this

Excuse me ma'am do you know how to make meatloaf?
lachineseguy
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Jul 8 2017 07:21PM     link to this

"hey i am dr strangelove wanna come over?"
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Jul 8 2017 08:17PM     link to this

Youse ain't Lou foo
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Jul 8 2017 08:21PM     link to this

I live at 22 Acacia ave come on over
mjcjmjcj
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Jul 8 2017 08:33PM     link to this

Carpool?
mjcjmjcj
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Jul 8 2017 08:37PM     link to this

We gonna need someone to über our asses there
mjcjmjcj
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Jul 8 2017 08:39PM     link to this

I'm pretty sure the uber person does the driving
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 10:09PM     link to this

We had a wonderful time.
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Jul 8 2017 11:06PM     link to this

Did we have a wonderful time before or after I didn't go to lunch with you? Lol
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 11:18PM     link to this

Separately.
What took you so long to toss in your .01
longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 11:24PM     link to this

I took my dog instead of you. Best part is, He isn't at all picky about food.
I'm sure he was a better lunch date.
flynta
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Jul 8 2017 11:26PM     link to this

This
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mjcjmjcj
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Jul 8 2017 11:26PM     link to this

Took you six minutes to come up with that?
lexmark8
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Jul 8 2017 11:32PM     link to this

Nila😍. What's shaking?
Magick
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Jul 8 2017 11:43PM     link to this

You wouldn't know if I'm picky or not, you've never met me and never will.

Good evening Lexmark
lexmark8
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Jul 8 2017 11:47PM     link to this

^Hope you're having a wonderful evening ☺️
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longwalker
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Jul 8 2017 11:55PM     link to this

I didn't say you were picky. I said My dog isn't picky.
lexmark8
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Jul 9 2017 12:00AM     link to this

Have a good fuck everyone!


Onwards

Lex
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Jul 9 2017 12:12AM     link to this

I feel Lexx was an under appreciated show. Plus Stanley reminds me of Hime.
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Jul 9 2017 12:21AM     link to this

Your wrong
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Jul 9 2017 01:16AM     link to this

Whattaburger
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Jul 9 2017 08:03AM     link to this

Santa Fe, New Mexico, Blakes Lotta Burger. Always after the Fat Lady sings, Opera that is.
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Jul 9 2017 09:59AM     link to this

Mmmm!
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