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I'd go golfing each weekend in Florida using Air Force 1
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Nothing..............so far it seems to work
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President of what?
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^your homeowners association... (or renters association)
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ban the ban on cl 3 weapons in the 11 states that ban them
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If I was president, I would stop bugalars from breaking into people house.
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Write an Excutive Order repealing the 16th Amendment.
And tell the people the truth about The Law That Never Was. And how it was fraudulently ratified.
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Rump, put up a wall...just sayin
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I would throw Trump's treasonous ass in prison. And not Club-Fed.
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Everything they said I couldn't.
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I would:
Tell South Korea that North Korea is their fucking problem.
Tell Illegal Aliens it's about time to fucking go home!
Tell the Media to fuck off, I'm Da Prez!
Tell gun owners, "Don't Worry, Be Happy!" Guns don't kill people, bullets do!
Tell Supreme Court.. Abortion cleans out the none hackers! So fuck'em.
Tell Liberals, We wanna fuck you!
Tell prisoners on Death Row, " Yo ass is about to meet God"... I know the Prez cant do that really so fuck you haters!
Now fuckin fuck the fuck off!
Can't wait for the next 100.
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What I would not do in the first 100
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I would get Congress to allocate another $120,000,000 to protect my family spread all over the country, and then whine about how being Prez is hard on my family. I would have 3 homes to spread the cost around, one in Florida, Washington, and New York! Oh, already done by the present dip shit in office.
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Round up all the liberals and rinos in government, ship them to gitmo, then flight 370 the plane.
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Then all that would be left is a bunch of idiots
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Do nothing for 100 days, blame the guy who guy came before, play a lot of golf and then do nothing for the next 100 days.
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Rent, there's definitely a 7. He's around here somewhere.
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What up Papi.
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Getting ready to hit the books. That puto Fubar said I need to study on my history. I guess there's a test at the end of the lesson.
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Dam skippy!
I ain't gonna let no one take my sunshine away.
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I would boot all the white people
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Now when you say "boot" do you mean a swift kick to the ass?
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marbles would be the first to go
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In my butt
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^ +1
but with mumbles it woood be a firing squad
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I'd make Taco Tuesday a national holiday
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Id also merge with Mexico
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Then I'd overtake Canada
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