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Had a sprain once. Not sure if giving details would be a TOS so I'll leave it at that.
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I'm calling Bullshit on the ironing board thing.
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I once had a set of Ben Wa balls stuck in my anus. When I went to pull them out, the string broke. The paramedics took me and I came all the way to the emergency room.
I was so dehydrated from loosing so much body fluid, I almost died.
When the doctor finally got them out, I asked if I could have them back.
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Grump all you needed to do was stand up, they would have fallen out on there own.
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that the best you can do
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When I was in the military I had sex with a married woman. a Captain's wife, I was Cpl. at the time. He found out confronted me on base about it. I told him I did not know she was married, I really did not and if i had known then it would not have happened. He threw the first punch, in front of many witnesses, we both ended up seeing the medic. After a investigation, he admitted his wife had done this before, we did not get into trouble. Not exactly the ER but close enough.
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A very bruised penis from a
Porn queen taking me on a cowgirl ride
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On afternoon at varsity baseball practice I couldn't find my cup while I was dressing. So I just said fuck it and went out to practice without. Only practice, right? Not too long after infield practice started I took a bad hop ground ball to the crotch area. Bruise on my groin extended to my dick. You know they say everything goes white at the last second when you die? Well, when that ball hit me, everything went white.
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^^^ That brought back memories 
I was trying to make points with a softball pitcher so I was catching for her during practice one day. Same thing happened, bounced up and hit me right in the balls. I can relate to seeing the flash of white, and gasping for breath.
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One of my ex's tried to CG on me and nearly broke it in half. I was in pain for hours.
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See bigger is not nessessarly better ).gif)
I like the one where the doc finds a hat inside. The so is standing right there, they never use those.
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I agree.
Why worry about hurricanes and earthquakes? We can't control either one. We rarely get pacific hurricanes this far north and you never know when the big quake is going hit. That being said, I've got supplies and a plan for when it does.
I guess you could sit around and let this shit eat you up, but why? Is it going to help any of my friends or family if Florida? No. I'd rather have some fun and laughs. It's not like I'm interrupting a FEMA planning meeting with inappropriate jokes, we're telling humorous stories on a social networking website.
So my advice is take this lightly. Don't give yourself an ulcer, and try not to slam your dick with an ironing board.
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