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dblednmike
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Hell's Bell's Palsy
Sep 18 2017 02:29PM more by dblednmike
Tags: LA, Random (All tags)

Sucks!!!!

Hit me on Friday for the first time in my life. It's weird not being able to control parts of your face. I feel like I have the local the dentist uses wearing off.
      
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teeitup
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Sep 18 2017 02:32PM     link to this

What causes it?
teeitup
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Sep 18 2017 02:36PM     link to this

Do you only lose control or control and feeling?

(Not going to make a wise ass comment...like some on here...whose names shall be withheld Rent)
dblednmike
Carson, Inland Cities, LA, CA
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Sep 18 2017 03:06PM     link to this

I have feeling, just limited control over my lips and eye on my left side.

I appreciate rude and inappropriate comments. If I can't laugh at myself, what fun is there?

I hope this doesn't lead to loss of tongue control, that would kill my sex life
DelilahRose
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Sep 18 2017 03:37PM     link to this

Sucking dick won't be possible for a week?
dblednmike
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Sep 18 2017 03:56PM     link to this

At least. I fear I may never be able to suck cock, I guess that will be an unknown pleasure for me
dblednmike
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Sep 18 2017 04:14PM     link to this

^^^thats lemonade out of lemons right there!!!

Ladies, dinners on me
notsofast
OC, CA
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Sep 18 2017 04:24PM     link to this

phyre, that may be the worst karmic advice ever given here.

Well done sir!
loucfirr1
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Sep 18 2017 04:26PM     link to this

Is your ear canal numb?
teeitup
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Sep 18 2017 04:49PM     link to this

1. If you close your eyes, you'll never know whether you sucked it or not...just sayin

2. Is it really "laughing at yourself" if you only drool and choke a little?

3. The other "advantage" you haven't mentioned is that when you go out in public now, everyone will think you're just a politician.

4. Personally, I'd still make her pay for dinner before leaving (even if she were giving you CPR), but that's just me protecting my profits.

5. And on the plus side, even with the palsy, you're lookin more presidential than Cheeto.


(never ask for rude and inappropriate comments on HX...you should know better)
SoCalSkiBum
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Sep 18 2017 05:19PM     link to this

Went through that a couple years ago. If you get to the doctor right away, they can typically treat it with steroids and it will go away quickly. Of course I found that out after it was too late. Could be a good time to have it though if it lasts through Halloween.
teeitup
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Sep 18 2017 05:33PM     link to this

Isn't that a lot to put up with to just save a few bucks on a mask? But I bet there will be several HX guys known to be "thrifty" who will be PM'ing dblednmike asking if he french kisses.
dblednmike
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Sep 18 2017 07:04PM     link to this

I've all ready called dibs on Phantom of the Opera.
Ispeed2U
Ontario, Inland Empire, CA
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Sep 18 2017 09:18PM     link to this

The solution is chew the fat and you get rid of the skinny whereby the nerves involved have something to slip on.
teeitup
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Sep 18 2017 11:22PM     link to this

Ispeed, that wasn't Spanish, Jive, or Yiddish. Have no idea what you tried to say. But it is a sign you might have a future in politics.
dblednmike
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Sep 19 2017 01:14PM     link to this

My new stage name is going to be Droopy, or Drooly.

And that's not a reference to my face either
teeitup
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Sep 19 2017 02:00PM     link to this

^^^Antibiotics can treat that kind of sh_t. Damn, your health can use some work.
dblednmike
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Sep 19 2017 02:03PM     link to this

if you only knew.

On the plus side, I'm sleeping much better thanks to melatonin.
Gripman
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Sep 19 2017 05:46PM     link to this

Droopy Drooler
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