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AddisonParker
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Drunk folks Cell Conversation
Nov 13 2017 09:23PM more by AddisonParker
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

So, I am sitting here at the Resturant where I am staying. Alone, in the far corner.....enjoying my dinner when a fairly loud voice echos thru out. I am trying to pin point where it's coming from......and it doesn't take long. I spot her a very intoxicated woman..... on her cell phone...... taunting the poor soul on the other end how she's coming for him...." mmmhhhmmmm that's what I said baby, I am coming and you can't hide from me......you better get ready cuz I am gonna get you real good" I swear her exact words.... there are people sitting much closer to her than I am and I have no idea how they are not busting up laughing.....
It is taking all I have not to wet my pants..... that poor fella on the other end of the phone must be scared shitless πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I love drunks!
      
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MartinBlank
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Nov 13 2017 09:25PM     link to this





<---------------- Then you'd really love this guy
Laidback99
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Nov 13 2017 09:29PM     link to this

love lushy women :-)
AddisonParker
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Nov 13 2017 09:43PM     link to this

She is beyond lushly its more of a Creepy, stalker, slightly crazy lady vibe who boils your family pet because you are refusing to take her calls
🐰🐢🐱πŸ”ͺπŸ“žβ˜ŽοΈπŸ‘€πŸ˜‚
MartinBlank
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Nov 13 2017 09:44PM     link to this

Just like many around here.
ocguy66
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Nov 13 2017 10:03PM     link to this

Sorry..... my SO can’t hold her liquor
AddisonParker
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Nov 13 2017 10:12PM     link to this

^well, if you need a safe place to hang out while she's "coming to get you".....you may hide between my thighs, well your face can hide, the rest of you .....well we can just cover the rewt with a blankie
ocguy66
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Nov 13 2017 10:13PM     link to this

😜
blastoise31
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Nov 13 2017 10:39PM     link to this

Should have stalked her and said I'll take you on. Growl.
lachineseguy
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Nov 14 2017 12:48AM     link to this

it sounds like you are staying in a classy joint
KaiserSoce
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Nov 14 2017 07:27AM     link to this

You are just pissed. She was really your doubles partner and she got a gig that didn’t include you.
That B was about to get PAID!
KaiserSoce
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Nov 14 2017 07:28AM     link to this

She was probably going to see FUBAR
AddisonParker
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Nov 14 2017 09:52AM     link to this

LaChineseGuy- I only stay in nice places...Everyne knows that Trash can slip into the nicest of places... And I am not sure she was Trash really...Just extremely drunk.

And as for Doubles comment...NOW that is even more hilarious than the actual drunk lady and her conversation.....
KaiserSoce
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Nov 14 2017 04:16PM     link to this

Thank you.

I mulled over that comment for hours before I posted it.
AddisonParker
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Nov 14 2017 10:44PM     link to this

^^^^^ Love nothing on this site should be Mulled Over for Hours before Posting.....We should try to find something more productive for you to do... I do appreciate the efforts...I guess in this case it really is "The Thought That Counts" Maybe you can use your creative mind to write short stories or something...
Best to you either way...
lamar
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Nov 16 2017 02:20AM     link to this

She sounds like a mean drunk. That type is impossible to reason with so you just haft to avoid them best you can.
OCCityBoy2
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Dec 12 2017 09:50AM     link to this

Hello, Miss Addison!
(eyes popping out of sockets)
Boing!
peregrine
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Dec 12 2017 03:00PM     link to this

it probably wasn't a guy on the other and of the line, but a woman.

women can get really mean and nasty when they're mad at each other. of course, the state of intoxication makes it really hard to know.

but cool story. and i agree: watching drunk people can be fun.

at least she wasn't in a movie theater and talking drunk and loud on the phone. i hates those bitchez!
AddisonParker
Rancho Cucamonga, Inland Empire, CA
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Dec 12 2017 06:37PM     link to this

I don't visit theaters often, they don't show porn like I hear they did back in the day. And a woman scarred is a scary thought period. However I would be lying if I said I am willing to take a chance if she is super fucking hot and just a tad bit crazy!
It's the crazy that makes it oh so good.....
If you can keep the cash any with out having the "L " word creeping in you will be set for LIFE! Just
Saying.....Bitches lose it when that happens (FYI, Men can be bitches too)
PricelessLove
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Dec 13 2017 04:03AM     link to this

I like happy drunk ladies. The type that want to tell it all about themselves when they let loose. It is a fun way to earn a ladies trust because now you know all their secrets. BUT if one of the secrets get out, even if you didnt spill the beans, your the person they blame.
heyduke
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Dec 13 2017 12:36PM     link to this

Preach Reverend PricelessLove!!

Go on a bit more about this illuminating passage of yours on drunk ladies, their secrets and their possible reaction to a spilled secret...So you're busy earning a drunkard's trust, when lo and behold, the beans are spilled. Now this drunkard is saying you're culpable...continue, please.
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