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bmwfive
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Thumb implants
Feb 19 2018 06:14PM more by bmwfive
Tags: LA, Random (All tags)


... are good for ??
      
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mbf2008
SFV, LA, CA
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since Apr 19 2008

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Feb 19 2018 07:48PM     link to this

Giving a "thumbs up". !
teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 19 2018 08:27PM     link to this

Having a third thumb...so you can really be "all thumbs."
Grumpy
Inland Empire, CA
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since Sep 14 2006

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Feb 19 2018 08:30PM     link to this

My thumb is usually up my ass.
teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 19 2018 09:06PM     link to this

^^^Perhaps you need a thumb and a butt implant?
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 19 2018 09:10PM     link to this

Thumb in the bhole in d-style duh
Magick
OC, CA
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since Jun 17 2016

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Feb 19 2018 09:12PM     link to this

Long as your nails are trimmed
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 19 2018 09:15PM     link to this

I like your style
Magick
OC, CA
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since Jun 17 2016

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Feb 19 2018 09:18PM     link to this

teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 20 2018 10:02AM     link to this

Very cheesy jokes...don't come back unless you got better net time.
teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 20 2018 10:05AM     link to this

"If your woman had no legs, you'd be unable to carry her home like a six-pack"

What the hell does that mean???? He'd also be unable to carry her home like a garden hose!!!



(am I just being a little to sensitive today?)
teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 20 2018 10:16AM     link to this

(it's not my spelling, it's my damn fingers)
Magick
OC, CA
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since Jun 17 2016

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Feb 20 2018 10:21AM     link to this

Roadrunners don't have fingers
teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 20 2018 10:31AM     link to this

Are you doing JD impersonations now?

Yes we do. We even have an opposing fingers.
heyduke
Compton, LA, CA
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Feb 20 2018 10:37AM     link to this

We got Tee doin' what Tee do...stackin' them parentheses and shit.
Galen
Chatsworth, SFV, LA, CA
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Feb 20 2018 04:52PM     link to this

Discreetly activating corrective devices.
socaliam
CA
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since Sep 3 2007

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Feb 20 2018 08:38PM     link to this

Terracotta thumb?

Deport that fucker to China.
LXIX_I812
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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since Oct 25 2009

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Feb 21 2018 09:42AM     link to this

Thumb implants are good, thumb aren't tho good.
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 21 2018 10:18AM     link to this

Don't be thilly, thilly
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 21 2018 10:25AM     link to this

teeitup
Massachusetts
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Feb 21 2018 10:38AM     link to this

^^^Get a room.
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 21 2018 10:42AM     link to this

Yummm
icemanxlv
Newport Beach, OC, CA
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since Dec 17 2011

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Feb 21 2018 10:59AM     link to this

Nila is hot.
LXIX_I812
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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Feb 21 2018 11:30AM     link to this

Thor decides he hasn't been to Earth in quite some time and decides to go down and let humanity know he still exists. So he flies down and lands on a woman's balcony. After entering her apartment he grabs her, throws her on the bed and fucks the shit out of her.

A few days later, in Asgard, he realizes that he never told her who he was, so he goes back down to Earth and lands on her balcony again. When she comes out on to the balcony, he says, "By the way, I'm Thor!" The woman replies, "You're thore?! I couldn't pith for three dayth!"
Magick
OC, CA
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Feb 21 2018 12:58PM     link to this

Thanks love
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