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I would rather let them light my farts
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smoking ain't sexy,. hun. Guess you didn't get the Memo a few decades ago.
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If your mom lights it for you, is that sexy?
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Pretty Girls Don't Light There Own Cigarettes
(I Don't Smoke But I Light All My Pretty Girl's Cigarettes) 
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Yes they do FUBAR.
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Pretty girls that smell like ashtrays aren't considered pretty for long.
But.... I'm guessing it is a unique experience getting your dick sucked through that hole in her throat.
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I'm sure the feminist movement just LOOOOOOVES that type of thinking:
"I need help lighting my cig" = I will get what I want by flaunting my looks [and by extension control men]
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Right! It was OUR fault! 
I fart in your general direction! 
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Got love for haters
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It’s actually ALL my fault. I’m the one who brought up the joke.
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Smoke cock not butts!
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‘Blogging isn’t for everyone.” - iRent
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But it wasn’t the last 
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"I like a girl with caked up makeup
In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time
Who wakes up to a bottle of wine
On the nightstand bites and scratches the blinds"
Yeshe Perl
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Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles getting bitten and scratched?
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Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
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"as I sit here smoking my cigarette I realize that this blog is a little biased and judgemental"--JacquelineExhalica
Eww! You're a smoker! 
Hope I'm being open minded about you! 
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I'm saying Ewww in reference to your smoking, silly!
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I don't want a model, I want some gutter puss. I don't like Mascato, give me some yurrple....
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Now we're talkin!
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