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teeitup
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Dec 5 2017 09:23PM more by teeitup
Tags: Central Coast, Current Events (All tags)

Got my tail feathers singed, but other than that, this bird can dance again (and make fun of Tramp).

Thank you for all the words of sorrow and concern when you thought I was roasted. Now you can get back to roasting me.

FYI - if you want to drive north of Ventura on the 101 freeway, better get a move on cause the fire is about to or has just jumped the 101 and is heading toward some beach homes.
      
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teeitup
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Dec 5 2017 09:31PM     link to this

Send Hanukkah prayers and FX.
TNBE
Ontario, Inland Empire, CA
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Dec 5 2017 09:57PM     link to this

Glad you're ok...
Nacraman
Santa Barbara, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 5 2017 10:35PM     link to this

Ok, we're Fucked Now... 101 South is on fire...
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Jumps the Freeway
teeitup
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Dec 5 2017 11:11PM     link to this

Thanks fisher, I can buy half a Big Mac now.

Nac, what's this "we're Fucked" stuff. I'm safe in my fireproof birds nest. But damn, that fire has moved fast.
Grumpy
Inland Empire, CA
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Dec 6 2017 04:38AM     link to this

Glad to see you live another day.
KaiserSoce
CA
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Dec 6 2017 06:37AM     link to this

Glad you are OK.

Trump heard you are safe. He just tweeted. “Dammit!”
Nacraman
Santa Barbara, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 6 2017 07:56AM     link to this

Wait, Wot? Road Runners can fly...
Grumpy
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Dec 6 2017 10:05AM     link to this

Fuck yeah they fly.......when I kick em like a football.
teeitup
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Dec 6 2017 10:12AM     link to this

DADDY!!!! (Oh, wait, that pic brought back some childhood memories,)

And Jack, let me just suggest you have that bottle of Jack checked cause you never know what could be in there...just sayin. MAGA
teeitup
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Dec 6 2017 10:22AM     link to this

(I think I singed my tail feathers and a few brain cells)
DelilahRose
Simi Valley, Ventura, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 6 2017 10:52AM     link to this

No
Detroit51
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Dec 6 2017 05:51PM     link to this

This is why you pay for fire insurance. If you're in the area grab some stuff and go. A decent policy will pay for all your incidentals and your hotel bills even if you're damage is minimal.
Nacraman
Santa Barbara, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 7 2017 10:23PM     link to this

Your nest isn't safe now, this morning in La Conchita heading north to Carpinteria. Yes we're fucked now....
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KaiserSoce
CA
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Dec 8 2017 06:16AM     link to this

Did you guys see that deep, insightful, secret knowledge Dullbulb51 dropped up above?

Thank god there is someone here who can share the very, very basics of homeowners insurance.

I’ll bet his next comment will provide helpful information like...

When you get hungry.... that is what food is for.

And

When your car gets low on gas.... that’s what they have gas stations for.


If we are lucky... he might even share the purpose of toilets.

We are blessed beyond measure to have him around!
KaiserSoce
CA
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Dec 8 2017 06:46AM     link to this

I’m not sure which compliment makes me happier....

Usually a dick...

Or

that was funny for once...


Do I have to choose? I like them both!


Thanks EZ. My goal is to win over my audience one whore monger at a time.

teeitup
Massachusetts
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Dec 8 2017 02:38PM     link to this

Well, I never thought I'd see snow when it's in the 60's outside.

Uhhhh, never mind, I don't think that's snow.
teeitup
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Dec 8 2017 04:04PM     link to this

^^^You keep that sh_t up and I'ma gunna start advertising dog hot pot in Little Koreatown. Woof woof
Nacraman
Santa Barbara, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 11 2017 12:38AM     link to this

You're really Fucked now, better fly south for the winter...
teeitup
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Dec 11 2017 11:34AM     link to this

Nac, I dare say I'm now as f_cked as you.

Partly packed and ready to go. Grump, where is your closest dumpster to the Central Coast?

Luckily the winds are coming off the ocean and aren't very strong.

I'm selling fake snow for your Christmas trees if you're interested. Send 100 FX for a bag.
teeitup
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Dec 11 2017 11:40AM     link to this

^Why don't you come on up so we can roast you? With a Jack D. glaze.
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