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Hi big boy! Accepting FX. With1000 FX, you get extra mayo (no not that way Lou)
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Hold some collateral - a lot of women that need money have really expensive purses and shoes.
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Ole' Tee is back to his parentheses game...
"And when you're holding me
We make a pair of parentheses
There's plenty space to encase
Whatever weird way my mind goes
I know I'll be safe in these arms"
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Lending is like gambling, never spend more than you are not willing to lose.
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Were this two hundred years ago, I'd write Benjamin himself and implore that the brilliant insight just posted be printed in the Almanac belonging to Poor Richard.
Nothing more needs to be said, but hey who you got in that Oakland v Los Angeles-7 game.
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Empty out your whole bank account so she know it's real
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^^ I think I love you
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^ just don't go breaking my heart
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FYI, I've seen situations on here where the roles were reversed. The chick loaned/gave the guy money. One was for around 20k over a period of 3 months where a chick thought the guy was going to leave his wife for her.
Probably needs to happen more often to keep the balance.
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Hmmmmmmmm
I’m obviously thinking about this the wrong way.
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When you loan her the money Keyser be sure and get a purse and shoes that match your entire outfit.
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Best thing is to not lend money but consider it a gift; better yet, she pays you off in time over time, but even then there is no way to force her to follow through.
There are several things you can do, including holding collateral, but make sure it's worth more 2nd hand if you sell it than the loan's worth. Best to draw up an agreement indicating the item is collateral so she can't say you stole it.
But if you want to do it right, draw up a promissory note (you can get them online or at a office supply store, UPS store or mail center), you both sign it in front of the notary there, and be sure you get pictures/copies of all her ID/bills with address/address of family/SSN/etc. With that you can eventually hunt her down and sue her in court. If you can't collect, you can eventually write off a percentage on your taxes talk to your accountant if you have a judgement -- I think it's only like 25% -- I recall because I had to ask my accountant about writing off such a loan to a girl. Think about if it's really worth it.
Another thing you can do is get her to sign up for a life insurance policy with you as the beneficiary, so if something tragic does happen you get paid back. This may be a little tricky. Enough said.
Worst case scenario you'll get Karma points.
FWIW, I've loaned 3 working girls money going back several years and they all still owe me... it's hard to collect in time when they now live out of state or with their boyfriends.
And as far as I can tell, Karma doesn't pay my bills.
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Psst, but I am.
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Here is a candidate to loan money to. Fake pics and all.
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You need an enforcer.
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Not only is there no way to make sure she pays you back, there's no way to even find out if her sob story is even accurate.
I've had ladies ask me for money. I always respond with the same answer. Let's schedule a date. When services are provided... you get paid.
And that's only IF I have the expendable cash, IF I dig her, and IF she has the requisite looks and skills to keep me interested in the first place. In the recent 10 years or so of hobbying, I've met exactly two chicks that I think are worth lending money to, sans arrangement. I consider them friends. I don't loan money to friends, because that shit ends friendships. I value friendships because I'm an antisocial motherfucker, and I've had less than 20 real friends in my entire life. I gift friends money, just like I would family. I also don't befriend parasites. And no. Providers are not parasites. They provide needed services. Physical interaction, intimacy, and a certain amount of fantasy.
That being said... I don't loan money to my mechanic, my barber, or the guy who details my car, and I don't loan it to the ladies I frequent. Not even my favorites. It makes shit weird.
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^ +1
Everyone is being a serious Sandy today, holiday's must be tough for some.................................
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).gif)
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Still not guaranteed repayment.
I "lent" a well-known lady some $$$.
She said she'd repay me ASAP. Just caught short.
After the agreed time frame, she countered with "X" appointments.
Long story short-- she delivered on half the appointments.
Met her again, no mention of "repayment". Asked me for donation.
Lesson learned.
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just make it a gift as it ain't coming back and will save you the angst of thinking about someone screwing you
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bout ten years ago befriended a hot poker dealer who was just playing poker in PS...she took me to breakfast and we ended up talking on phone few times afterward.
called me crying that her daughter coming home for christmas from college and she has no money...i fed ex'd 500 cash up to her thinking gift the whole time...no big deal
sent her followup text a week later how her visit and holiday went? sent me text back wrong number and what was i talking about...couple more texts confirmed that was her game.
lost my mind(boiling) even though i already had in my head it was a gift
went back to play the next year and word was she got fired from job...i would have gladly made that a fee on reg basis that dumb fucking stupid bitch...she was that hot
from that point hearing about money issues from fav's...just tipped extra 100-200 and no more...or got them on weekly visit plan
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Sign her real name?
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I.O.U
Signed,
BunnyButts
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I have now opened life insurance policies for 42 of the more prominent HX women. A preemptive measure to ensure my options for full repayment. The policy amounts are from 200k to a cool million.
Would any lady like to accompany me on a drive on this very windy road in Malibu? My brakes have been glitchy, but think I fixed them...kicked my rear tire a couple times and now they're not squeaking.
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Get the pink slip to her car if she has one. If it's leased or a bank financed loan, that's a problem.
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Rent.... It was a serious question.
I’m also struggling with the real name thing. I know we all have handles on HX that aren’t our real name.... but when you actually see a girl.... that’s her real name right?
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Mistee u need some lol
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Wtf is going on here hahahaha
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Happy New Year Ladies, please let OP who needs money...
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I'm having a flashback from the other night!!!!!!!!!!!
DOOOONNNNTTTTTT DOOOOOO IIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year, Be Good Be Safe!!!!
And if you do, don't bitch about it!!!!!!!
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I think some of your comments have really helped me think this through.
Would it be rude if I asked for ID?
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DON'T DO IT!!
I think these babes mean well, but they get into financial difficulties because their lives are messy they make bad decisions.
As one person said earlier, don't loan more than you can afford to lose!!! I
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Oh yeah...
Government issued I'D, like driver's license?
I'm sure it's genuine. Happy New Year.
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Some Vag too stinky to pawn.... Happy New Year..
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