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Rubenesque
May 23 2018 07:24AM more by HawaiianPunch
Tags: Inland Empire , Random (All tags)

According to Gabriel Iglesias, the 6 levels of fatness are:

Big

Healthy

Husky

Fluffy

Damn!

OH, HELL NO!!!!!

Which level does "Rubenesque" fall into?
      
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HawaiianPunch
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May 23 2018 08:22AM     link to this

What if she's short and rubenesque? Does that make her a blimp?
teeitup
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May 23 2018 09:13AM     link to this

shubenesque
notsofast
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May 23 2018 09:27AM     link to this

Wish my dong was a little more rubenesque
loucfirr1
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May 23 2018 10:29AM     link to this

Loubenesque

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loucfirr1
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May 23 2018 11:18AM     link to this

We hear that a lot!
interface
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May 23 2018 02:58PM     link to this

#meTwo?
Facephuckker
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May 23 2018 04:48PM     link to this

fat is fat is fat
HawaiianPunch
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May 23 2018 05:18PM     link to this

I like rubenesque women; not just blimps who try to pass themselves off as rubenesque.
Facephuckker
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May 23 2018 05:19PM     link to this

I prefer english,
HawaiianPunch
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May 23 2018 05:54PM     link to this

I love you, my Arabian Princess; will never use any harsh words on you.
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 23 2018 07:10PM     link to this

Pretty sure you don't need another one.

I took a large lady to dinner. The waiter came and asked if we would like menus.

I said no thank you just an estimate.
Raspberry8951
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May 23 2018 09:13PM     link to this

Is Zoftig the same as reubinesques
Facephuckker
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May 23 2018 09:25PM     link to this

or as gabriel iglesias says, fluffy !!
sleepyone
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May 24 2018 07:38AM     link to this

That depends on if I'm taking you seriously or not.

If so, if your proportions are larger than someone who is 5'3'' and 130''lbs, you're hell no.

If not, if your proportions are larger than someone who is 5'3'' and 150''lbs, you're hell no.

I'm weightist.
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May 24 2018 08:40PM     link to this

haven't heard that word in about 40 years
teeitup
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May 25 2018 08:17AM     link to this

They only weightlist passengers on small planes.
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May 25 2018 12:23PM     link to this

Barlow wrote it, Bobby Weir sung it: "I need a woman about twice my height. Statuesque, raven-tressed a goddess of the night. A secret incantation, candle burning blue. We'll consult the spirits, maybe they'll know what to do...

CAN"T GET AROUND, AND I CAN'T RUN AWAY. I NEED A MIRACLE EVERYDAY!!!"

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