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I hail from a barren shtetl in what is now the Ukraine πΊπ¦ Most of my ancestors were slaughtered by Russians during the Pogroms. Us surviving relations suggest voting a complete Green Party ballot.
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Need to be more specific:
Need help to decide whether to vote for a Repubelican, a flashy dresser Dem., or a person of Mexican descent who might be a wee bit "illegal?"
Need help reading the rest of the ballot?
Need help getting to the pole?
Need help marking your ballot?
Need help putting the ballot in the "secret box?"
Need help putting that "I Voted" sticker on your shirt?
Need help going to the bathroom after voting?
If I can help, do I have to be Ruski?
If I don't give a crap, does that make me Chinese?
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All of the above
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What you need is a few chingasos.
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I think teeitup has you covered~
But you didn't really answer his questions.lol
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Well, to be completely honest, I was really just hoping for a smoking hot Russian lady to try and influence me π€£
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Putin told me to vote straight Republican.
Hope that helps.
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I'm russian, so maybe the kgb needs to investigate tee ?
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