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Maybe slap the shit out of the owner
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+10 fubar
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When I had my dog there were these two little yappy dogs that used to come shit on my lawn all the time because their owners would let them roam the neighborhood. They stopped when I started letting my pitbull out. She was such a good girl ❤
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I do like the idea of loading cayenne into my fertilizer spreader and casually spreading it around on a Sunday afternoon while everybody is coming and going doing their Sunday bullshit.
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Ask Trump to build you a wall.
GRUMP FOR TRUMP!
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BAD JD! BAD DOG!
Just whack his pee pee. He'll get the message.
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Get JD up in that MOFO 
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If it's a people issue and not a dog issue don't punish the dog with cayenne pepper because he has a crappy owner that won't clean up his dog's shit.
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+100 mj
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...so load the cayenne into one of those air powered shirt launcher gun deals that they use at games and blast them in the face? Sounds fair to me.
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Yes, the dog is on Science Diet.
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The pepper won't hurt the dog.
It'll smell it from distance and not take a big whif.
I was imagining some local cats doing just that but those little fuckers won't either.
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People are always asking for free shit.
You finally got some, and now you're complaining about it.
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How do you know the dog has an owner?
If it's a canine, could it be a stray?
I know where I live - our neighborhood has coyotes running around - even during the day. (they have actually snatched some domesticated animals for food )
Either way, the spices seem like a good alternative.
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Dip your hand in cayenne pepper and then punch the dog owner in the face in front of his wife and kids.
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I would find out who is doing it and then take my dog to their yard give them a taste of their own medicine 🤷🏼♀️
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OP, do a search online for "havahart spray away". There are other devices similar. It is motion activated high power water spray that hooks up to your garden hose.
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Sounds like doggy warfare.... Poooh is gud for the grass think of it as a hot lunch (for plants)
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Kill the owner, eat him and set the dog free
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+1 Fubar
Firecrackers work too.
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When I purchased my house twenty tears ago my lawn was the go to lawn for all the dogs in the neighborhood. After a couple of weeks of spraying the cyan powder I didn't have any dog poop for a few months.
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These 12gauge perimeter alarms should chase off the dog and owner....
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Well, the Defecator struck again last night. I looked at about 10:30 before bed and grass was clean then snuck out at about 5:30 in my skivvies and there was a nice shiny one waiting there for me.
The tide is turning on me as well, my neighbors and peeps here at the household that had my back and were outraged when this started are now relishing that I'm getting owned by this unknown "Unabomber" as they like to call him/her.
I've been talked off the Hot Pepper idea too...there's are too many innocents that touch that strip of lawn (between the sidewalk and the street) and next thing you know I'll be answering to an unhappy parent or innocent dog owner. It's against every lazy bone in my body but I'm just going to have to set up camp out there in a lawn chair (there is a sneaky place to do this) and douche the culprits with the garden hose. As mentioned, there is a motion activated rainbird that you can buy, but who knows how many joggers and what not would get caught up in that cross fire and then take their own shit on my doorstep.
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I like these also, automated defense systems....
Thinking for me just having a green laser tracking invaders to my yard should shoo them away...
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Damn, it is the curb ribbon, good luck with that.
Best to just commit find out who it is and deliver the weekly load of shit to their door step.
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I'm honestly starting to think it may be one of my fucktard friends, how is a dog that committed?
It's the fog of war, I'm starting to hallucinate, I'm paranoid and can't trust anyone anymore.
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Could it be a strY dog?
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I'd alert my gardening crew that they have an additional task. Then I'd forget about it and resume my indulging on my various proclivities. That type of shit is below my pay grade and not worth thinking about.
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Y'all are small timers if this is something that even is thought about more than once in your life.
Inform your goddamn maintenance and landscape team to the situation...then go inside and fix yourself a fucking cocktail and make some fucking money.
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heyduke does Duke give you a 401k etc.. to blog for him?
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I blog for only myself. And the only people who give me money share my surname and offer it when they die.
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My landscape and garden team come once a week, that's quite a fleet of turds to leave laying there like land mines while I sip coktails. It's like a competition now and I'm currently losing much to the delight of all of the observers involved. In this little slice of cookie cutter HOA regulated SOC there are no stray animals, this is a premeditated insult.
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Increase the hours to daily. Notify your assistant of the change. Go fix a cocktail and go make money. Well that's how I'd handle it.
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This tale of turd is not wiped yet?
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Buy some rat poison, put them inside a few hot dogs, and put those hot dogs on your lawn.
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Looks like it's not going to end soon. Might as well place some food and water on your lawn.
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