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teeitup
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Jack, you look like...
Apr 18 2018 08:51AM more by teeitup
Tags: Inland Empire , Random (All tags)

you've just realized you're about to get run over by an 18 wheeler. Jump dog, jump.
      
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teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 09:01AM     link to this

A word of advice...When you PM a lady using the title "Hey Bitch" you generally ain't gunna get much back. Try "I have an extra $1000 after tax day"
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 09:06AM     link to this

Maybe better keep that thousand bucks...you gunna need a lot of dental work.
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 09:06AM     link to this

...and a nose job
Facephuckker
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Apr 18 2018 09:11AM     link to this

What’s this! tee is buying ?
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 09:14AM     link to this

Not your ass...maybe I could have been a little clearer.
Grumpy
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Apr 18 2018 10:38AM     link to this

Jack looks like he can use a drink.
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 11:45AM     link to this

Jack looks like he just had a drink,,,but it was the pee he put in the Jack bottle last night
Grumpy
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Apr 18 2018 11:50AM     link to this

Must of been too cold ,to go outside.
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 11:57AM     link to this

And apparently your taste buds are OK too...
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 12:05PM     link to this









(Jack, this isn't True Confessions. You don't have to reveal all your inner secrets...in fact it's probably not wise at all)
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:08PM     link to this

^ a maven blogger, hard at work using his most trusted implement...the parentheses.
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 12:13PM     link to this

Hey Dud. I'm movin to CAPS (from parentheses) now, so better start collecting info. on the history of capitalization, rules for capitalization, what famous people in history used capitalization, how capitalization changed history, funny stories about capitalization, etc. We look forward to your ruminations...NOT
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 12:15PM     link to this

Jack, I've decided that I like this avatar better than your last few. It shows the real you compared to say the pink bunny ear one.
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:16PM     link to this

I'm partial to the ellipsis myself. You do you, my nigga...don't waver.

I was thinkin...is there any other vowel subs you can concoct? The whole Tramp/Trump thing is genius.
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:22PM     link to this

I'm not as good at this as you, Tee...but I think I came up with one for you.

Remember that president we had a few years ago with the surname Bush? Well you could go Bush/Bash. Opinions?
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:26PM     link to this

Brilliant!! I never would have conceived of the "i" swap. Was strictly thinking an "a" for a "u".
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 12:31PM     link to this

Totally sucks. Why don't you just retire and go to the old folks home. And don't even try to redeem yourself with Obama/Obummer. (Sorry for being so brutal, but honesty is the best policy.)

By the way, I don't take much credit for coming up with the Trump/Tramp thing. Christ, it kind or wrote itself.
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:32PM     link to this

Pierce/Piece...please cut me some slack, I'm new to this world.
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 12:56PM     link to this

A simple substitution...an "a" for a "u". The brilliance is in the simplicity, my friend iRent.
heyduke
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Apr 18 2018 01:44PM     link to this

Tee...whaddya think of this one...Martin Van Buren/Martin Van Borin' ?
teeitup
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Apr 18 2018 02:04PM     link to this

JACK! xocwm is stealin your shtick!!!! Get him boy!
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