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I banged my wife.
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I saw her there. I was wondering why a lady at a reggae concert was singing "I can't get no satisfaction"" over and over again.
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Dear Gilbert,
I am so happy to hear you had such a wonderful time at the Garden. Although you did not mention the young lady who accompanied you at this event, or silly me, the young man. Being that I do not know your sexual preference, I did not mean to insult you.
However, be that as it may. I am sincere in taking great pleasure in reading your review. I look forward with great enthusiasm to your next review.
Until then my good friend, enjoy your evening. It was a pleasure corresponding with you.
Sincerely,
Mr. G
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Thanks Grumpy. I went with no one since i have no friends except the ones I see in my ""waking dreams"". Most of the time these "friends"are nice and informative. We chat about current events and such. Right now they are telling me some sinister shit. They believe you are not truly sincere. They would like me to gut you like a freshly caught trout. Well time to rub one out over such thoughts. Good night Grumpy.
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ahhh yes. Rapid eye movement is only noticed when one is in deep sleep. It is said the only dreams that are retained are those during "waking dreams" as you put it.
Have you ever experienced flying naked soring through the sky's and waking up with a boner.
You said no friends. Awwwww that is so sad. Do you like beer? I like my beer in 40 once containers.
I stay at Kmart. Second dumpster to the left. Grady and I would love to be your friend.
Nights are chilly, dont you agree.
Sincerely
Mr. G
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