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ScottCharmin
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Honey Bear
Sep 14 2018 10:37AM more by ScottCharmin
Tags: Inland Empire , Random (All tags)

I got arrested out in Crescent City
driving drunk; I wanted something to eat
this cop didn’t give me any pity
all I did was drive the wrong way on a one way street

I met a gal named Honey Bear
she was in the cell across from me
we gave each other flirtatious stares
she said “I’m gonna bust out, please come with me”

BAM!

suddenly the place shook
a swarm of women with weapons
one didn’t have a hand, she had a hook
she ripped out a cop’s intestines

Honey Bear grabbed me by the hand
we’re gonna head down south
start the greatest mariachi band
but then a cop blew off her scalp

I just went full bat shit crazy
so I ripped out his jugular
grenade went off, every thing went hazy
and blew me down the river

I wake up in a shack
an ogre of a man is sitting in front of me
he says hey man how you feel?
I say “dude, I just wanna go home”
please someone take me home

so he throws me in truck
and we ride down south
I’m gonna start the greatest mariachi band
name the band Honey Bear
      
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hulakong
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Sep 14 2018 10:39AM     link to this

That's not bad. Did you write that?
teeitup
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Sep 14 2018 11:18AM     link to this

That's not good. Did you write that?
teeitup
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Sep 14 2018 11:20AM     link to this

If you just wrote that in paragraph form, might be a nice beginning to a short story.
RandyMantooth
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Sep 14 2018 12:24PM     link to this

I like this a lot. Could be a Johnny Cash song or maybe X. I could almost hear John Doe and Exene Cervenka harmonizing on this.
AlexisSweet69
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Sep 14 2018 12:34PM     link to this

Her?
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teeitup
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Sep 14 2018 01:27PM     link to this

SMH...Just cause he got arrested it could be a Johnnie Cash song. Randy, don't give up your day job to become a music critic.
ScottCharmin
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Sep 14 2018 02:00PM     link to this

@AlexisSweet69 no not her lol it is based on actual events. I did get arrested for drunk driving out in Crescent City and there was a girl I met. She was in the cell across from me and we would shoot the shit. But that was it.
huuuge
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Oct 7 2018 05:02PM     link to this

I support women wrestlers
artnjazz
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Oct 7 2018 05:17PM     link to this

That could have been a dude.

You were drunk so you probably didn't recognize.
teeitup
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Oct 7 2018 05:30PM     link to this

^^^Didn't Kavanaugh try that defense too?
Angler1
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Oct 7 2018 09:41PM     link to this

Kavanaugh's defense was pretty much beer, fuck off I didn't do it, lots of beer, wasn't there, was drinking beer during bitch week..
Angler1
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Oct 7 2018 09:58PM     link to this

Tranny?
MUNK
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Oct 8 2018 03:24PM     link to this

The kinks were so bad ass
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Oct 8 2018 03:31PM     link to this

Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
MUNK
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Oct 8 2018 04:22PM     link to this

You ^^ need to be punt kicked in the nuts
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