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OK I got a joke for you: Why are gypsies so careful when making love?
Because they have crystals balls
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Funny - Talking food
Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like a tree."
Walnut: "And I'm like little brains."
Mushroom: "Ha, but I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "I do not like this conversation..."
Educational - The average person walks around the Earth 5 times in their lifetime.
Inspirational - “Love what you have. Need what you want. Accept what you receive. Give what you can. Always remember, what goes around, comes around…”
Awakening - GET UP BITCH! (so I can play with your fine ass)
Kthx 
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lol! MMarblez last line
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beam
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Ok...joke...So two gay guys died while having sex.
Which one got to heaven first?
The one on the bottom. Why?
His shit was packed...
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Fubar is grey.
OP change your handle 2Unforgetable
The biggest joke is still the Tramp. Too bad the joke is on us.
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A women was before a judge asking for a divorce the judge informed her she needed a reason. She replied my husband has gotten queer. The judge ask her if she meant he makes you do unnational sex acts. She replied no and neither does the queer.
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#TuTuna
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If you're bored, shove your fingers up your twat, record it, & post it on here. I'll provide my honest assessment. I promise. Happy Friday ya'll.
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omg, you're so funny ^^
-_-
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Tattoos are not a viable source to cover up stretch marks. Let the lasagna bell basque in the glory.
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Best to Whitelist me Tutu and block this faggot..
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lol, he must have daddy issues.
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are females also allowed to try? i only see guys posting for this lol xoxo
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Thanks Betas for your hard earned money.
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I think Chump should nominate Chillary for Supreme Court, maybe then she will get investigated...
Badumpump!
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^^^
um, huh?
lol
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Sure Pumpkin. Females are allowed to try.
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nadiaalohababe
go for it babe!!
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Thanks 2Unforgetable.
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Go outside (I wrote this at 7:45) and look directly up. The brightest thing directly overhead is the star Vega. Very near it will be a faint yellow/orange point of light. This starlight that you’re seeing right now departed that star about 28 years ago when you were born. It traveled across the universe all those years and you are just now seeing it.
The star is labeled Mu Herculis...in the Hercules constellation.
Also, useless fact: Vega will be Earth’s next north star in about 13,000 years.
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When is this contest over?
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The last time I got some ass was when the finger ripped through the toilet paper.
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Ok, get ready . . .
"Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes." Iris Murdoch
I know I'll win but I'm very humble so please just sent me 808 points so I can access the "topless tutu" album. My bath starts in 20 minutes and it would be great to have album access at that time. 
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I would also like to submit this link as 26 attempts.
(That comment was an attempt at a funny.)
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u is a dumb cunt lolz
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Plus Yee!
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I used to be indecisive. Now I am not so sure.
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I can pick things up with my feet
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dponce622 me too hahaha
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wish more ladies would participate
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Is this contest over or what?
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Something I like to ask myself everyday...
What can you do today, to make a better tomorrow?
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What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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I can take them all in one message:
Just got back from a trip to Japan.
The sophisticated technological bidet's that those crazy Jap's now have there feel like someone is breathing warmly on your underparts and licking before you get the gush of water.
No joke, I actually attempted to see if there was someone or something hiding in the machinery.
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This contest is now over.
Hey OP, who won? 
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