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Between your legs would cool the core of the body better. Does it matter if the tilapia is domestic or imported from China?
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^^^Wet bed and a fan?
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I have heard of putting a large ice block in a deep pan in front of a fan. Just have a timer to turn off the fan so you don'r burn the house down when the fan overheats.
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Fubs seems to have some expertise on this subject.
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Fill the tub with cold water and sleep in it. Not a bad idea if you don't mind that soggy feeling in the morning...worse than a hangover
Lay a sheet on the tile floor in the bathroom and pretend you are fucked up and back in college. Have tried that. Doesn't really cool you down and unless you are really hung over, never really get to slept.
Put a tent in the backyard. Hate the smell of skunk all over me the next morning.
Go in the garage and lay on the cool concrete. Don't like the oil/antifreeze film on me the next morning.
Get a pan and place a block of ice, then place the block of ice between a fan and your bed. Probably the best of the suggestions, but you forgot the timer to turn off the fan so it doesn't overheat and burn down the house.
Go to a cheap motel, sure you'll get bed bugs but you'll be cool from the legionaries infested swamp cooler. "Cheap" in my area is over $100 and you have to pay extra for bedbugs. Lice are a little cheaper.
Buy a mister, mount it over the bed. Sorry, I don't swing that way...even in a heat emergency
Get a cold hearted bitch to sleep with you. You available tomorrow night...askin for JD
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Dampen bath towels or beach towels and place in freezer hour before bedtime. Then pull out frozen towel and use as blanket.
Or open some windows and let the night air in. Its cooled off quite a bit outside.
Good luck
HF1
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^^Frozen wet beach towels don't unfold open. But might work as a frozen pillow. And a wet bed might bring back too many early bad memories for some on HX.
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They do unfold silly! And place some plastic under your sheet if you want or a waterproof mattress pad. Lol
Yes this could all bring back some memories for some I suppose.
Eitber way bed will get wet from sweat or water. The choice is yours.
HF1
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Either*
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If u have hallafun in ur bed it would be sweat and water.
Hey darling
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Camp out.
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buy a portable AC you cheap bird..
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Hello Lover, Samwee!
You know how we do!! Hahahahaaa!
💋💋
HF1
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Yes ma'am I do.
It's been a while love
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Cool the house down with your AC (in yer face bird) cause if your building is hot you're screwed.
Then open your windows and run your ceiling fan on low all night.
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Cooling mats for pets. Keep in in the fridge and swap out as you sweat them out.
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The cold fish and iced tube reminds me too much of ex wife
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"buy a portable AC you cheap bird.."
Dirty bird I can relate to, but cheap bird is an insult. How dare you!!!
I have thought about a portable AC, but you have to run a large tube outside to vent the hot air. And no, we don't do window AC units where I live.
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Fubar,
I really really like this idea...
"Lay a sheet on the tile floor in the bathroom and pretend you are fucked up and back in college."
So imaginative! 
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Cold shower every 3 to 4 hours and a fan directly blowing air at you. very light lose cotton clothing. Less cloths the better. The trick is soon after the shower you need to be using the fan, else you sweat and the skin pores that let your skin breath will start to close. Combined with less physical activity.
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"buy a portable AC you cheap bird.."
Dirty bird I can relate to, but cheap bird is an insult. How dare you!!!
I have thought about a portable AC, but you have to run a large tube outside to vent the hot air. And no, we don't do window AC units where I live.
Yes you do run a tube to the window but the AC unit comes with an adjustable flange that fits in most windows. I have one just in case I lose power at my house.
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And yes, I have a back up generator at my house..
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^^^Can I come over for a few days?
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you couldn't afford the air fare to get here. If you can yes, you can even use the pool.
Just watch out for me Doberman, he loves eating birds..
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JD is a doberman? Always thought he was just a mongrel.
So where am I headed to...and what's for breakfast?
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Bacon and eggs in the fridge, the are ostrich eggs
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Damn, scooooooore!
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^^Oh, are the sheets over 300 thread count?
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Bird house for you, it does have fresh newspaper tho.
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I'm still wondering who the last mister was that Fubar mounted over his bed...
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buy an ac unit from home depot and return it in 29 days
repeat at lowes
repeat at hd,
see the pattern
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I just see a cheap phuckface...no insult intended
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OK, the fan idea may not be so good...it was Fub's idea, yea that's it...
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Go to Zoominov's page, No T. Don't be so goddamn lazy on the blogs.
We all know you're a shiftless, fat ass with no testosterone...basically a person to mock and degrade...but show the community a bit of respect.
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^^^Please be a lot more lazy on the blogs so we don't have to wade through all your kaka. Your help with this matter is greatly appreciated.
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