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Harpooner
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A guy walks...
Aug 1 2018 10:02AM more by Harpooner
Tags: San Diego , Random (All tags)

... into a bar and orders a shot of Jack Daniels, slams it down and orders another and then another. The bartender says, that’s a lot to drink so quickly. And the Guy replies, yeah, but it’s for my first blowjob ever. The bartender says, well that does call for a celebration. Let me get you another, on the house.

The guy says, I appreciate that, but after three drinks it looks like I’ll never get the taste out of my mouth.
      
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huuuge
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Aug 1 2018 11:05AM     link to this

Ha funny, at least it didnt land in his eye I hate that
Grumpy
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Aug 1 2018 12:04PM     link to this

I'd like to shoot JackDaniels
teeitup
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Aug 1 2018 12:10PM     link to this

I just swallowed my Sugar Smacks, the spoon, and my tongue!
Grumpy
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Aug 1 2018 12:13PM     link to this

Isnt that why you paid me?
Himes_Soul
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Aug 1 2018 01:09PM     link to this

I don't care.
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