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Dudebert
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Do You Want...?
Dec 23 2018 01:10AM more by Dudebert
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Did you ever notice that whenever a woman asks a man a question beginning with those three words that the right answer is usually "YES."
      
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teeitup
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Dec 23 2018 04:41AM     link to this

NO
Grumpy
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Dec 23 2018 05:02AM     link to this

MAYBE!
Al_Most_Perfect
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Dec 23 2018 09:07AM     link to this

...to go visit my mom today?
...to watch Love Actually?
...to pick out wallpaper?
...to hear about what that bitch Kathy at work did?
...to massage my corns?
...to help me reorganize the garage?
...to go walk around the mall?

Yes?
Dudebert
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Dec 23 2018 07:10PM     link to this

@ AMP, In common usage, I think the normal sentence structure for most of your examples would be either "Why don't you..." or "Let's..." instead of "Do you want to..." I could have added "me to" to my first three words, but I didn't want to be accused of trivializing the "Me too" movement.

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.
Dudebert
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Dec 23 2018 07:25PM     link to this

There really is no good answer to a "Do you want to hear ..." question, because you're going to hear it anyway. At least it's not as bad as "We have to talk."

@ Pizza, to each his own. I was thinking more along the line of when a beautiful woman asks, "Do you want me to go down on you?" She already knows the answer, but it's still great to hear the question.

As for Bird Brain, what do you expect? Even the cat didn't react to that answer.
Dudebert
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Dec 23 2018 07:36PM     link to this

You know the best argument against the theory of intelligent design? No intelligent planner would put an amusement park next to a waste management unit.
Angler1
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Dec 23 2018 07:49PM     link to this

Did you ever notice that whenever a woman asks a man a question beginning with those three words that the right answer is usually "YES."


Did OP ever think that it is a thrad? YES
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Dec 23 2018 07:51PM     link to this

It's the differences in life that make things interesting.
Dudebert
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Dec 23 2018 07:59PM     link to this

@Angler1, I usually agree with your comments, but I'm not sure what you're talking about in this case. I'm certainly not selling anything, and I'm not referring to anyone in particular that is. I merely made a general observation about the language. In this case, I think the observation is more generally applicable to flirtation and not specific to solicitation.
Angler1
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Dec 23 2018 08:14PM     link to this

Did you ever notice that whenever a woman asks a man a question beginning with those three words that the right answer is usually "YES."

If a blog starts out like that, 99% Chance it's a thrad...
We all know you are not thradding..
Angler1
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Dec 23 2018 08:16PM     link to this

Damn, if a Woman starts a blog like that, it's probably a thrad.. I need a beer...
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