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Just press 1 immediately. Then set your phone down and laugh until one of their phone peeps answers and cuss them out hahaha
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Be sure to ask how much max that you're allowed to "donate". That gets they wet. And ask about the anointment oil and that you can't buy it unless the minister personally jerks off into it lol
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I just wanna make sure it's straight up nut oil!
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Poor thing, sounds like your going through it for sure
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my dentist can do better...
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sooo what happened?
no one else wants some free fx?
dont mind if I do www.saycrackmyfingerbackward.com
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Nut milk.
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are u just upset and this is a ex girlfriends phone number ...did she take ur manhood...
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Who owns the number?
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Hahaha Tooth- soooooo... r u sayin.... a fkn website w/full domain name w/that number being the contact info for some weird ass/controversial/embarrassing/funny shit would suffice? Hahahaha 👌 haha maybe but state ur case lol and ... ⭐️ weirdo Hahahaha ❤️
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Spelt ur name wrong Trooth lol.... that’s funny... I’d likely win though lol
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The toll free number for the ministry that wants to rip off all the slowest poor old people is 800-352-3407
I encourage yall to call it repeatedly. Why? Because fuck telemarketers. That's why. They all deserve the slowest and most painful of deaths. I've been told that everyone has their hustle and I shouldn't judge. But fuck that. Anyone who says something like that deserves the same slow painful death as the telemarketers themselves deserve.
Telemarketers deserve constant abuse and anal gang rape.
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But the best thing you can do is call the 702 number and unfortunately it takes about 5 minutes to get through the pre-recorded message. The good news is that it's hilarious and pure entertainment.
There are only 3 people who answer once you get through the pre recorded message.
Tell them how worthless their lives are and in gory awesome detail. How you hope they and their entire families die.
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So Trooth, if we call them and now they have our number! Not my idea of fun, sorry. (I hate them too,but not going to make it easier for them)
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*67 it!
And their system is so shitty... They don't see your number. They're dumb enough to not spoof their numbers so people like me with nothing but rage in their hearts and spare time can harass them until they hang themselves in their closets hahaha
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You google the number now only to see HX at the top of the search results. Other than HX, the other results are for "who does this number belong to" sites... Stay safe y'all.
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Some of you need some Toll-Free_Jeezuz.
I Waste my time here when I got nothing to do lol.
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fubs. i dont think anyone was trying to be heroic. from what i can see, its just people doing stupid stuff for fun or attention. complacency is bought and sold everyday, by the billions.
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Praise the law-ward! Sorry I meant Law-ward, all caps of course! I got 2 more calls from an actual prophet today again! Must be my lucky day. I assume if I "donate" $42 or $142 or $1042 or $20 add the 42 cents-ah (The prophet doesn't care how much.. he told me hisblessedself!), $50 add the the 42 cents-ah, or $82 doubling up the 42-ah! God himself will hand deliver some cash back to me! That's what I was told by an actual prophet!
It must be true! Especially after a dude who was clearly sitting in an Indian call center answered and had no answers and didn't know what the old and new testaments were.
I hope there really is a hell so idolators like this faggot burn in it for eternity.
Welcome to religion in the Internet age!
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I gay-run-tee-yah that not one of the 3 "bless-ed-ah" operators (ah) you'll get even knows what the word idolatry (ah) even means lmao. Pathetic yooman beings (ah)
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so did I win? 
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Only if you "donate" to get a vial-ah of the bless-ed-ah anointed oil-ah! It has the semen of the prophet himself-ah in it. Ah... ?
The prophet himself-ah didn't tell me that. I asked the Indian call center guy and he didn't seem to know what semen was. Odd considering he lives in the most over-populqted continent on Earth (ah).
Oh well.
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Trooth, they must like you.
Send me 1000 FX and I won't call them and say you're really interested in their organization. (Blackmail for Jesus)
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800-484-9945
Dysentery and death to telemarketers!
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