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“That outfit makes you look so much thinner “
“Oh look at those tattoos those will look terrible when you get old.”
“Oh he’s not mad it’s just his face”
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"Are you pregnant?"
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^^^^ That is probably the worst one or when are you due.? Especially because I feel like most people don't ask unless they are almost positive so as not to look like an ass because they heard it from a reliable source or she already looks like she is ready to pop.
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“You’re not really a tranny?”
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^^^^Bad Monkey you promised not to tell everyone  Next everyone will know I’m carting your little love monkey.
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*carrying
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The first of many I hope
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Before or after you slept with her?
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🤷🏽♂️🙍🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙍🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙍🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙍🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙍🏽♂️
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Munk is TOS, so you're equal.
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Isn't this an eating pigs feet blog? A chicken feet blog? Mmmmmmm
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"That open mouth insert foot moment that makes you look like an ass."
Only when Munk is eating chicken feet (rim shot).
(how's your day going big boy?)
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Met a girl when I was young and a little drunk at a dark club - the next week I talked to her on the phone and set up a date - went to go pick her up and put foot into mouth
Knocked on door and this hag opened the door and I was mortified, I asked if "So and So was there" She Said "I am So and So" but the look on my face much have been priceless. I took one for the team and went on the date but she knew I had that "I am about to throw up look" on my face and I could not hurry up and get here back home so she could crawl back under the rock she lived under.
It was the last time I drank a lot at a dark club and was caught off guard by a nice dress - always drag them to the light before you get their number - LOL
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Rather than worrying about what I say to get in
This situation, I just prefer to wear my peppermint
Flavored shoes.
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Ladies, Likes toes in his mouth ^^
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The whole pronouns thing .
I don’t know what anyone is anymore so I just .... don’t . Or I try to stay away from assuming things all together.
Ok it’s in... oh you’re done? Never mind  just kidding (wonders of having huge buns)
Or when I can’t find something it’s the moment I ask or accuse someone that I find it and make an ass of my self .... every time.
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^^^^ Sweetheart, Your last example sounds more like
A senior moment. You are much too young to experience
Those.
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Nothing makes Hime an Ass. Hime does not FU
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Although it is always best to "trust your gut" you probably made the correct assumption but a manipulator gaslighted you into being in the wrong. 💋 educate yourself and be smarter and know what to look for. Don't be one of those bitches with amnesia n shit who forgot what a dbag looks like when hes hiding his phone, making excuses and general fuckboy fuckery Lol for real.
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^^^^ ????
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