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she must have had a big nose!
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Too funny, I think that's an "Angry Dragon"..Go Dan..
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he had a little dick
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I was meeting a lady and entered....once she closed the door, I realized I had forgotten to bring in my wallet......awkward....
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i am a walking awkward moment it is too hard to pick just one as the most awkward so here is one from yesterday i asked a girl when she was due(she looked pregnant) and she looked at me and said i am not pregnant. oops
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true but i am skinny and fat girls hate skinny girls
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And your Dad was just leaving.... Awkwarder
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Years ago..Took a girlfriend to Pomona Valley Hospital she had to get blood drawn, the nurse that came in was my ex that I had left for new girl,,,,she was classy enough to excuse herself (she was shaking, So pissed) and sent another nurse in.
In hindsight I should have stayed with the nurse...new girl turned into a crazy bitch obsessed with plastic surgery..
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Hey Anita. I learned, along time ago to Never Ever inquire, or suggest, if a lady is, or may be PG.
I had one of those casual, fun ongoing flirtations, with a girl at the gym. I thought I was making progress, when she went missing for a few months. When she returned, noticed a slight belly bulge. Well, guess what? Not more flirts...
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Thanks Fubs!
Saved me A LOT of headaches and payments 
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Way back in the 1980's when I was just a sidekick, I had this idea of going door to door at this apartment complex and asking people if I could take out there trash for a small fee.
I knocked on this door and an asian dude opened the door wide open and he was just wearing his underwear. I look behind him and there were mirrors on the ceiling and a checkerboard on the floor and 3 asian couples going at it in a full blown orgy..
The asian guy was shocked when he saw me and said don't leave and shut the door.
A few minutes later he opens the door and gives me his traSh and hands me 60 dollars and says
:"NEVER COME HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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When Tramp realized he won the election. No sorry, that was an awkward moment, not an awakward moment.
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when I saw tee's name on the john birch society honor role
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Tee i saw that after i hit post
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Now that OC has gone Democratic, you don’t hear the name John Birch so much anymore.
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Face, you callin me a bitch?
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UE, if you are awkward, I’ll take awkward every day.
Ps. Sorry you missed yesterday. Sooo fantastic.
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When I was in college, i had this real comfortable chair that spun around in a circle. One day my lady thought it would be fun to ride me in that chair rcg with her legs up over the sides of the chair. There I was deep inside her when my room mate unlocked the door and walked in...
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Could have been worse. Your room mate could have been RCG (Boy?) on top of you when your girl friend walked in...see, I told you.
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I never have awkward moments
I once had a "Awakard Moment."
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stop stocking me!
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himen should know better, his Rascal has reverse and shit.
(and hopefully an electrical fire)
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I saw @Teeitup at Venice Beach wearing a red MAGA hat and t-shirt. He was dancing like Michael Jackson as a street performer and begging for change.
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tee. if the verb fits
plenty of old birtchers left in tustin and newport
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Lmao too funny!!
I however refuse to share ☺️
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Ashley i miss you xxoo
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Chynna that would be way bad
One time i was at a fellow hx girls house and she had stepped out to go some where and wa she was out she called and told me her aunt was on her way to her home and to answer the door and let her in. Well when she arived i meet her at the door and cheerfully said u must be blanks aunt but i used he handle not her real name oops awkward as fuck. as soon as i said it i knew i had fucked up and tried to recover with a i mean and in serted her real name too late epic fail.
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^^^Trump & Associates 
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@ art what did u just call me
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That was in response to chynna's comment, but what would you like me call you...
.................in bed?
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Call me any time ypu feel the need
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Years ago, I was staying at a hotel in Hollywood. I called a lady-friend, and left my location on her voicemail.
After that, I showered. As I was showering, I heard a knock on the door. I thought: dang, she early. I stepped out the shower, but the room door was opening. The bathroom was next to the main door. In walks this five foot tall, elderly housekeeper. I am wearing nothing but soap.
We have this seemingly long, awkward pause of just staring at each other. She apologized, and left the room.
Awkward.
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I was dining at the Y when the girl farted... that was awkward.
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