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^^^^^Fake news.^^^^
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I like putting my sperm in a box.
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The pink box or the brown box?
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My sperm is like WD40. It keeps them bitches from squeaking when they walk.
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WD40 is too light of an oil for lubrication of large objects. You may want to use a gear oil or something heavier to eliminate the squeaks.
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Haven't we all be telling these girls for years that it was good for them. Now we have proof. Swallow and like it
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*swallow the shots
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Been telling the wife this for years. She doesn't listen. That's why I am here.
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She listens plenty fine to me buddy
Just gotta slap her around a little is all
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"In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne"
Fruits and vegetables have the exact same benefits.
Bitch who drank a glass of jizz: "I could've had a V8!"
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