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you won the powerball lotto?
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You can walk!
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You'll be in OC next week.
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you broke your other leg?
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Pregnant.
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The shots didn't work.
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Nursing skool.
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You got my text
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You in san diego
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4 guesses each 
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You called off the abortion
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Cause you found the father
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You bet on both red and black and it landed on 00.
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Always bet on black
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Purple
 marbles
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That’s today
heffalumps and woozles?
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Coincidentally we are only 3 months apart
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You need FX points
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@summerlover
you have been inducted into the alien hybrid breeding program.
you grew a new leg
you hooked up with a shape shifitng lizard dude
you grew a second vagina
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1. Fubar is the one.
2. You met a Russian guy who gave you a lewd video tape of an American politician.
3. You're retiring.
4. Your back from retirement.
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Your last client found my watch!
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you're retiring?
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I’m all outta guesses
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u started your period
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Deep deep discounts!
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Where is he
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You went fishing with a few guys and came back with a red snapper?
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"Ugh Tryness" snapz!
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Trump grabbed you by the pussy?
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You're visiting Lompoc for the weekend?
You went nude skydiving?
Fubar is your new BFF?
You found Lou's car in Lompoc?
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Fubs left my car in Lompoc? 
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snapz!
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