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Got to go with the AR with a laser. Just a beautiful sight seeing the red dot on your target.
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if you can't find some dumb enough to marry you in this country of 370mill people, good luck with finding someone else in a foreign country with lower standards
but hey it will end up in a divorce anyway so you may as well kick yourself in the nuts now and spend half of your money on hx. you are welcum
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Go find yourself a nice BBW that can cook. She will take care of you and love you to death do you part. If you try to leave her she will hunt you down.
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Asian imports for the win!
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With a woman like UpperEchelon here,
why look outside the U.S...
maybe the guy wants to get screwed in more ways than he thinks...
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First off you need your wife to go to a country that supports big game hunting and from there it’s pretty easy.... lay out a salt lick and just wait.
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I say go abroad
I went to the Ukraine for my wife after the love of my life left me. At first there were some issues with the language barriers and such but now I actually live there and travel here on business and to stalk the love of my life.  don’t say anything I don’t want her knowing I’m stalking her
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Go to Colombia. Gorgeous, exotic, sexy, horny, and they want to come to America. And no sexual hang ups. Go on a date...steak dinner, dancing and drinks, and she's fucking your brains out at the end of the night. Even if she doesn't really like you, it's part of the date...and she's getting something out of it too!
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I  the shape of your cranium
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 bone head
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Now your using your head mister
Literally
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funny, there are no agencies in Europe, Asia, South America advertising American husbands to women there...
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Dude, Why why why. Smh.
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After all, DotardUS45* has done it twice. Which goes to prove there are some things you can never get an American to do.
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I am confused. If you bring back the trophy wife who is the one getting bagged? Free sex is soooo expensive. I am still paying off the first one.
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Donyou have a good PreNuptial Agreement written by a lawyer that is still a member of the bar?
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White man problems!
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I had a friend that got burned by one of those deals. Cost him a ton of money to get out of it
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Women are known to arrive at the airport, not even meet the guy, and disappear...
But most wait for their green card in the mail,
Then move out... While guy is working.
Missing persons report? PD can't find her.
And he's the lucky one...
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Bridezilla ^
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^^^
lucky guy...
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any guy that walks away from UE:
1. doesn't deserve UE
2. biggest idiot in the world
3. still loves UE? i say LIAR.
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