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teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:09PM more by teeitup
Tags: LA, Current Events (All tags)

It's a long story so sit back and listen...

I was in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for a while "on vacation" until they decided to clean house, or so they said. Without a visa, I had to come back to the US. Everything was fine at US Immigration until they started to question whether the road runner's mother was Mexican. I was let through but they kept questioning RR. As soon as I saw them getting red faced and starting to raise their voices I told the RR, "Adios, I'll see you on this side." Well I haven't heard from him/it since then. He's probably in a detention center somewhere in AZ or TX. And I called Gloria Allred, but she's too busy. I don't know what to do.


So in the meantime, I have to (reluctantly) substitute a new humanicon. MAGA! (Make America Gefiltefish Again)

Anyone know a good pro bono immigration lawyer? Or a high ranking administration official in Immigration who has a young'n trying to get into a prestigious college? Just askin (and I'm back so stop stealing my catch phrases...yes you Burnsie!) Oh yea, and can someone send me some FX to get back on my feet?
      
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Grumpy
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Apr 29 2019 02:17PM     link to this

Oh fuck! Not you again.
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Apr 29 2019 02:19PM     link to this

I mean, everyone was glad to see you go. But i fought for you.
Some thought you were splattered on thr 101, but i had faith.
MAGA!
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Apr 29 2019 02:20PM     link to this

Teevato, who socked you in the eye.
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:28PM     link to this

Grump, better to be able to see all around me so no one sneaks up on me...like some dirty cat.

Facephuckker
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Apr 29 2019 02:28PM     link to this

there's no such thing as a gefiltefish, I knew you wasn't a real jew
although the avatar does resemble your family foto i'd seen somewhere
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:35PM     link to this

Poetic license...don't you have to have a face to be a phuckker? MAGA!
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:38PM     link to this

I thought the old humanicon had style and class. This one only has style (and no ass).
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:43PM     link to this

By the way, the whole tragedy of the RR being stopped at immigration is that if there had been a wall, the RR would have been back in the country without a feather being ruffled. He'd have gone over, under, through, whatever!
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Apr 29 2019 02:44PM     link to this

here's my selfie...
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teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:45PM     link to this

My humanicon's cousin...on his father's side
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:47PM     link to this


(...actually it kind of reminds me of Face...maybe it's just the lighting)
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Apr 29 2019 02:51PM     link to this

can't be me, no beard

does kind of resemble yo mama, all slimey and well................
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:52PM     link to this

...see, I told you, no manners.
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Apr 29 2019 02:54PM     link to this

I love it that you're back
the mental banter was getting slow, of course now it just died
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:57PM     link to this

Fishes fault, not mine.
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 02:58PM     link to this

...and Fubar's
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Apr 29 2019 02:58PM     link to this

typical left winger, always blaming someone else
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 03:02PM     link to this

Are you sayin you LIKE Fubar's blogs????? F_ck, F_ce
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Apr 29 2019 03:07PM     link to this

where's that road runner target ?
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 03:09PM     link to this

Can'r wait for the fishing gear to appear...that's gunna be real clever.
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 03:16PM     link to this

(^^^smh...definitely CA educated)
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Apr 29 2019 03:59PM     link to this

Fine. We'll call you fish...
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 04:46PM     link to this

^^^You were saving that zinger weren't you?
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Apr 29 2019 06:03PM     link to this

I always throw fish like you back...
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Apr 29 2019 07:44PM     link to this

tee looks like a roadrunner that has been punched by Mike Tyson 200 consecutive times
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Apr 29 2019 08:41PM     link to this


Seems like 5-6 of you faggots should get together and start a chat - save us the monotony.
teeitup
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Apr 29 2019 10:20PM     link to this

Face, so this is the Fubar crap that you think is good? Must be about 10 of them. Waste of good bandwidth.
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Apr 30 2019 02:38AM     link to this

sorry fish breath, I said country, not kunt tree
teeitup
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Apr 30 2019 11:21AM     link to this

Bud, when you get a call from Rudy Guiliani, you BETTER take it! Only giving you one chance to repent before I call Saudi Arabia's version of Stanley Steamers.
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Apr 30 2019 08:17PM     link to this

Without this guy we're nothing.
teeitup
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May 1 2019 10:43AM     link to this

Hey dirty cat, do you recommend using Sriracha in cat hot pot? Just askin...
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May 1 2019 10:52AM     link to this

why you gotta drag ted cruz into this? #blobfishsnaps
teeitup
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May 1 2019 11:04AM     link to this

Ted Cruz should be dragged anywhere...sorry, I digress.

What does Teddly have to do with any of this?
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May 1 2019 11:13AM     link to this

Take it easy fish!
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May 1 2019 02:43PM     link to this

amen, and ted kennedy is already dead fish breath
teeitup
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May 1 2019 02:48PM     link to this

Speaking of fish breath, you changed Angler! (You owe me some FX for the few hours)
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