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teeitup
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I was just attacked right outside of Costco!
May 22 2019 04:48PM more by teeitup
Tags: Central Coast, Random (All tags)


Reeeeeeaaaaally. By a black...bird. Dive bombed my and actually hit my head. May have drawn a speck of blood.

And when I reported it to the Costco guy at the front door, he said "Yea, happens all the time. Maybe 20 or 30 times." Definitely a negligence case for Michael Avenotti or Tramp's Italian hitman lawyer.

Oh, and my neck is feeling pretty bad...where's that neck brace. I guarrrrranteee I won't be able to sleep tonight replaying the attack over and over in my mind.
      
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teeitup
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May 22 2019 04:57PM     link to this


(it or me?)
notsofast
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May 22 2019 05:01PM     link to this

"And when I reported it to the Costco guy at the front door"

...and that, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is all the confirmation that you really didn't need anyway, that OP is a total Gaylord.
Grumpy
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May 22 2019 05:02PM     link to this

It wasn't a bird. It was my drone. I was trying to take you out.
MUNK
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May 22 2019 05:04PM     link to this

He deserves it
teeitup
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May 22 2019 05:07PM     link to this

^^^(where's my Johnnie Depp Tonto pic...)
Facephuckker
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May 22 2019 06:15PM     link to this

still looking for that big score huh ?
well your fav atty avenatti is facing over 400 years in prison as he was indicted again today

btw, you did deserve it
Himes_Soul
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May 22 2019 06:16PM     link to this

I bet it was the CIA
Grumpy
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May 22 2019 06:45PM     link to this

Hime, can i get that Foty now for bombing the fish.
lasingleguy
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May 22 2019 08:14PM     link to this

it was a black dildo ...
lamar
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May 22 2019 08:23PM     link to this

Must be a common thing because a few years ago I got nailed by a Blue Jay.

Maybe they have a nest nearby. You lucky it wasn't a Bald Eagle.
teeitup
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May 22 2019 09:59PM     link to this

See, I have a character witness. Most of yous guys don't even have character.
Raspberry8951
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May 22 2019 10:11PM     link to this

I didn't know Thailand had a COSTCO.
Facephuckker
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May 22 2019 10:12PM     link to this

that's what they say, you're quite a character
teeitup
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May 22 2019 10:14PM     link to this

Shut your mouth and keep dryin off...y'all deserved to get soaked. Needed a goooooood cleaning.
sleepyone
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May 22 2019 11:46PM     link to this

Bird on bird violence. Nothing to see here.
o2o4
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May 22 2019 11:54PM     link to this

Magpie alert
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http://www.magpiealert.com/All-Australia-Magpie-Map.php
Facephuckker
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May 23 2019 06:19AM     link to this

you can't talk about tee like that
Peckr
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May 23 2019 08:34AM     link to this

OP, the birds put a hit out on you ever since you changed into a fish from a bird.
Grumpy
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May 23 2019 10:59AM     link to this

He also colluded with Russians.
teeitup
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May 23 2019 11:01AM     link to this

^^^Tramp's fault. My RR still imprisoned in a TX or AZ immigration detention center being denied his God given rights. Unfortunately Avenetti was suppose to be on the case but...well you know.
teeitup
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May 23 2019 11:05AM     link to this

Grump you ignorant bitch! If I had really colluded with Vlad, I'd have a Metal of Freedom by now. And maybe also a Purple Heart. And maybe a super special secret tax break too too. MAGA!
Facephuckker
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May 23 2019 12:18PM     link to this

for you, maybe a rainbow heart is more in order
Facephuckker
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May 23 2019 12:34PM     link to this

and some secret sauce, courtesy of lou
Grumpy
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May 23 2019 01:42PM     link to this

Hey Tee................don't look now, but I think the Roadrunner is in a van with a group of migrants headed for San Bernardino
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 23 2019 09:50PM     link to this

Birds started as fish. So the confusion is rampant.
Fuck you Grump. Can't you ever do a job correctly? Just once you slacker?
Where is Mac when needed?

Put Grump in his dump.
Grumpy
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May 24 2019 08:08AM     link to this

Pinchi Butthead cabron.
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 24 2019 08:20AM     link to this

You were given a simple task that you were enable to fulfill.
Get back in your dumpster until you can complete your objective
Pluto
Grumpy
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May 24 2019 10:27AM     link to this

Thats funny. You said pluto.
teeitup
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May 24 2019 10:45AM     link to this

^^^Hiring Grump as a hit man is as funny as Tramp trying to be presidential. Hey Grump, you know how to play golf...and cheat???
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 24 2019 10:54AM     link to this

Shit
I typed PUTO
teeitup
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May 24 2019 11:00AM     link to this

^^No, you typed PLUTO. What's your problem? only 4 fingers on your right hand?
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 24 2019 11:39AM     link to this

Actually just 1

Left hand has two remaining.
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