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Hey Girl;
I like your face , we should go to a place at the same time and say things to each other just like what our grandparents used to do back in the 1950's and before that.
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Wanna feel my beer muscle?
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Hey Girl;
Are you a carbon sample?
Because, I want to date you.
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Hey Girl;
Were you forged by Sauron?
Because, you are Precious.
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Hey Girl;
Is your dress a compressed file?
Because, I would love to unzip it for you.
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lets go have sex......works every time.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Girl, I’m like milk...I do your body good
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Hey Girl;
You are so beautiful, your Instagram pictures dont even need a filter.
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Old dudes subscribed to this blogs be like takin notes and shit.
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do you work out?
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If I told you that you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?
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do you like movies about gladiators?
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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And raspberry....those pick up lines are pretty bad.....
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Do you believe in love at first sight,
Or should I walk by again?
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Have any lougoo in you?
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Hey babe,
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
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Me: Can I take a picture of you?
Girl: Why?
Me: Because I want to show Santa Claus what I want for X-Mas.
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more
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the only way that dress can look better is if it were crumpled up at the foot of my bed
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Fuck me if I'm wrong.... But don't you want to kiss me?
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda
Want to play Pearl Harbor "what's that" Its when I lay back and you blow the hell out of me
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"How do you get to the beach from here?" she wont know she is being hit on until half way through her directions, blush and a smile. its a slam dunk. the closer to the beach the better it works
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If she has a big ass
Dang..look at all that milk..I mean, can I get a sip?
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Nice camel toe!
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Is that your nose, or did someone park a bus on your face?
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Lol this is the best one ive heard that made me laugh
Did it hurt ?
when you fell from heaven ?? ..
Because you remind me of satan .
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"what's a girl like you doing in a NICE place like this?"
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I had a guy pull up on me at a stoplight and I roll down my window and he asked me if I could give him directions, I said sure where you going and he said your house LOL best one I’ve ever heard
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Oh, was that you Ashley?
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Him: So did it hurt? Me: Huh Him: When you fell from Heaven...did it hurt?
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Can I tickle your ass with a feather?
What?
Particular nice weather.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? 
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One more:
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need. ).gif)
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"hey I am a level 5 I can help you"
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Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Okay I'll hang around a little bit longer...
I have my Library card and I'm checking you out...
Excuse me but can you tell your parents I said Thank you....etc...
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Lol @ HotRod
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Just learned this one yesterday:
"Can I hit it for free?"
gonna try it out next weekend!
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