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Locked. No further comments permitted.Thousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beach
Dec 13 2019 01:21AM more by Nacraman
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Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. they're called "Innkeeper Worms" but really nature is funny sometimes...



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Dec 13 2019 03:06AM     link to this

What comes out if you squeeze it?
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Dec 13 2019 03:46AM     link to this

castrated and circumcised in 1 shot
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Dec 13 2019 09:00AM     link to this

You can be sure that HX girls are avoiding that beach!
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Dec 13 2019 11:28AM     link to this

😆
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Dec 13 2019 06:45PM     link to this

😯
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Dec 14 2019 11:41AM     link to this

Hilarious!!
StrawberryWin3
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Dec 14 2019 04:36PM     link to this

I blame the government!!! Lol but seriously it does look like a penis
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Dec 14 2019 08:27PM     link to this

Lol. Looks like a homonculous
Facephuckker
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Dec 15 2019 07:49PM     link to this

or dead fish.........................
RobBlakeFan
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Dec 15 2019 07:49PM     link to this

^^^^
Asking for a friend I assume.
Facephuckker
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Dec 15 2019 07:54PM     link to this

how'd you guess
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Dec 16 2019 07:12AM     link to this

🙄I don't think anyone is actually going to taste them guys... 🤔
TheWickedWitch
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Dec 16 2019 07:13AM     link to this

I'd do it!
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Dec 16 2019 07:21AM     link to this

Mmmmmmakes me super hungry! 😛 Penis fish and coffee. Don't mind if I do...
KaiserSoce
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Dec 16 2019 07:31AM     link to this

Whatshesaid...

That sounds pretty gross.

Makes me realize how underpaid some women are.
notsofast
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Dec 16 2019 07:47AM     link to this

So you actually can eat a bag of dicks...
Nacraman
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Dec 16 2019 10:40AM     link to this

I think nature recycles designs, turns out the male gentila is also a perfect shape for buroughing in sand and oozing out slime...
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Dec 16 2019 12:44PM     link to this

All this time I though that, "Eat a Bag of Dicks" was a metaphor! SMH
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Dec 16 2019 05:34PM     link to this

I would think that @UE vagina would smell or taste like a mixture of old worn cowboy boots,some low quality whiskey and corned beef hash.
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Dec 16 2019 06:37PM     link to this

What does your @little red ninja costume smell like? I would think swamp ass, some low quality imitation LouGoo, and used astroglide.
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Dec 16 2019 06:53PM     link to this

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Dec 16 2019 07:18PM     link to this

vss4 you are a douche bag and nice response mjcjmjcj
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Dec 16 2019 07:49PM     link to this

Well, just practice safe diving in those waters.
Wear protection. You never know when some dick wants to show up and bring friends.

And um DON'T squeeze them. It hurts me just just thinking about it
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Dec 16 2019 09:37PM     link to this

my bad... forgot to put

J K

i guess
Nacraman
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Dec 17 2019 01:13AM     link to this

Apparently some Sea Otters enjoy eating "Penis Fish"...
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TheWickedWitch
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Dec 17 2019 04:36AM     link to this

oh no u didnt... lmao! thats unreal. i feel like they would taste like liverwurst...haha!
vss4
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Dec 17 2019 09:32PM     link to this

well if its not my number one fan who follows me around the blogs
@mjcjmjcj . Oh and I see you have graduated to White Knighting now .


SAD!!!!!!!!!!
vss4
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Dec 17 2019 09:35PM     link to this

I don't know you either @AddisonParker but me an Upper Echelon have this thing were we kind of make jokes about each other. It was nothing personal, I was just waiting for her funny joke back at me.

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Dec 17 2019 09:38PM     link to this

Uh huh

Rather be a white knight than a @little red ninja
vss4
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Dec 17 2019 09:47PM     link to this

oh and one more thing @AddisonParker I bet your vagina smells and taste like roses, fresh fruit or potpourri. And I am sure that is fine for many.

But have you even considered that I may actually like vaginas that smell and taste like worn cowboy boots, Old Whiskey and corned beef hash. MAYBE THIS IS HOW I LIKE VAGINAS!!!!!

have you even considered this @AddisonParker?????????????


thats right thought so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@mcjjcm or whatever your name is , lamest response ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mjcjmjcj
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Dec 17 2019 09:55PM     link to this

You seem to be losing it. Holiday season got you down? Remember your @little red ninja costume doesn't have to smell like that. Just take it off and wash it once in a while. Or maybe burn it and buy a new one.
vss4
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Dec 17 2019 09:59PM     link to this

@mjcjmjcj I actually bulk order these ninja suits I have like 50 of them. The problem is I only have 2 pairs of underwear

But I do wear those little tree car freshners around my neck so the smell should not be that bad
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Dec 18 2019 10:48AM     link to this

Ninja boy- to each its own I suppose. I personally would be offended if someone described my vagina as a old worn pair of cowboy boots or whatever the hell you said. Guess its unfortunate that we are so used to people acting like assholes, running their mouths while they hide behind a computer screen. So often people love to talk shit and then say its all just in fun. What happened to fun not at the expense of another? Oh the good ole days...
When it was cool to just be nice!
Boredlittleguy
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Dec 18 2019 10:56AM     link to this

not sure if I like this penis fish.....
vss4
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Dec 18 2019 01:49PM     link to this

@AddisonParker , ppl started not being nice the moment they could communicate in mass on the internet and remain anonymous. Remember people will do anything they can get away with and the internet just makes this much worse. @UpperEchelon has dished it out to me in the past and she has gotten me really good at times, unlike @mcjcjcm or whatever his name is.


@AddisonParker I take it you must be a really nice person
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Dec 18 2019 02:00PM     link to this

Still thinking about me I see @little red ninja. Did you dream about @me last night?
vss4
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Dec 18 2019 02:32PM     link to this

Don't get your hopes up @mjcjmjcj
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Dec 19 2019 12:40PM     link to this

Ninja, I am a VERY nice person

And I try to follow a very simple Rule

"JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD"

Eventually we are all held accountable for the way we have handled ourselves and the way we have handled others.
So, I apologize for being ugly. Just because a had been dealing with a jerk did not give me the right to assume you were also acting as such.

I do hope you enjoy this most beautiful day.
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