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HawaiianPunch
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Locked. No further comments permitted.This morning, I asked my wife
Jan 30 2020 10:11AM more by HawaiianPunch
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for a blow job.

She hands me a box of Kleenex.

FML
      
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mjcjmjcj
Burbank, SFV, LA, CA
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Jan 30 2020 10:25AM     link to this

She could at least get you a flesh light.
Peckr
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Jan 30 2020 10:27AM     link to this

She should have blown in your ear and asked you to make her a sandwich.
dmpp2005
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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Jan 30 2020 11:40AM     link to this

True that fiji
Ellie.Vixen
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Jan 30 2020 12:58PM     link to this

Right there with you fiji!!

Let’s save the tissue for the clean up after
eJack
OC, CA
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Jan 30 2020 02:17PM     link to this

Punchy, I've always found your wife happy to oblige. (did I say that out loud?)
tech1
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Jan 30 2020 02:21PM     link to this

Yeah Punch-dog!
Your wife is always so eager after you leave for work.
Strange huh?!?!
HawaiianPunch
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Jan 30 2020 03:16PM     link to this

Fuckers!

Fiji, I'll you.
rjthedodger
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Jan 30 2020 03:17PM     link to this

This is the reason I'm here too girls..
Wifey doesn't seem to like it anymore.
Seems like HX has been good for both of us....

I know that it's working well for me anyway.....
OCCityBoy2
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Jan 30 2020 04:25PM     link to this

and the WIFE is suspucious of Hx?
Pjforfun
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Jan 30 2020 05:06PM     link to this

We should take an informal poll

How many husbands here have had a decent BJ

From their wives in the last 10 years.
JoeCho
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Jan 30 2020 05:57PM     link to this

What is a wife? Never heard of such a thing.
Facephuckker
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Jan 30 2020 06:47PM     link to this

amen
Tatiana36dd
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Jan 30 2020 09:01PM     link to this

Looks she is the one in control and still keeps half😂😂..She is also probably sayng "good" let someone rlsr handle...less effort for me today."
SkurferGurl
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Jan 31 2020 10:37AM     link to this

Awwwwwwwww.... BOGUS !!!
Grumpy_Butthead
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Jan 31 2020 12:30PM     link to this

I asked my wife for a blow job.

She said "what's that"?

I asked my wife "honey when was the last time you gave me a blow job"?

She said it was just before we got married.

When I got home I saw my wife's luggage was packed.

I asked or where she was going.

She stated she was going to Las Vegas because she could get $300 what she was giving to me for free.

So I started packing my bags and she asked me where I was going?

I told her I wanna see your live on $600 a fucken year.

Compliments of Duane Hickman
yellowB2
Mission Viejo, OC, CA
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Jan 31 2020 01:33PM     link to this

You already knew the answer was a NO before you asked your wife...

That's why you're a LEVEL 5 on this site.
The_D
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Feb 1 2020 03:36AM     link to this

See Key is one of the best therapist around.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Feb 1 2020 05:15AM     link to this

Most women don't understand that a marriage can only work with communication and compromise.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Feb 1 2020 06:57AM     link to this

WOMEN. **********

OK upper meet me in the street at high noon.

Guns a blazing!
AlexisSweet69
Corona, Inland Empire, CA
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Feb 1 2020 07:33AM     link to this

Thank God for this place! 😘
The_D
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Feb 1 2020 07:39AM     link to this

@UpperEchelon that man was so lucky. Watching you go at it with another woman would be so hot, then be able to join in, heaven.
ocguy66
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Feb 1 2020 07:46AM     link to this

UE, I would’ve walked out too.... to get some popcorn and yoo-hoo..... and I would’ve rushed back to get a good seat.
taxartiste
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Feb 1 2020 10:00AM     link to this

What's the best way to get a girl to stop giving blowjobs? Marry her.

Seriously is this even a question, LOL!

TA
RobBlakeFan
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Feb 1 2020 10:24AM     link to this

UE, if that's true (and I doubt it), you found the only dude on this planet that wouldn't be happy with that. The fact is women lose interest when they get older, while most (not all) dudes still have raging libidos. You ladies are just too young to realize it yet.
gilbert33
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Feb 1 2020 10:49AM     link to this

What? There are married men on this site. I never knew that.
wearathai
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Feb 1 2020 11:06AM     link to this

^^She actually took it off and put it inside her. She means it.

OCCityBoy2
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Feb 1 2020 11:34AM     link to this

some jusy promise to give the guy a NIGHT the guy will never forget.

BJ? really? you're lucky.

when the LORENA BOBBITT story broke, i went to bed as usual. that night, wife had a 10" serrated edge slicing knife on her nightstand.

she said, "if i even think you might want to "cross the line", you are going to be sorry."

Celibacy is good for a marriage. Bloody sheet is not. not with my blood. oh...
she said THAT part will be in the garbage disposal. ok. i love you too. you are safe.
eJack
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Feb 1 2020 02:24PM     link to this

When I see Fiji, I'm going to go deep sea hunting for wedding rings.
The_D
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Feb 1 2020 03:39PM     link to this

@ UpperEchelon , vibrator movies, gifs?
GungHo
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Feb 1 2020 06:04PM     link to this

A groom meets up with his best man just before the wedding.
The groom is smiling from ear to ear.
The best man asks, "why are you smiling?"
The groom says, "behind the church, my bride-to-be just gave me the best blow job of my life!"

At the same time, the bride-to-be meets up with her maid of honor.
The bride-to-be is smiling from ear to ear.
The maid of honor asks, "why are you smiling?"
The bride-to-be says, "because I just gave the last blow job of my life!"
bob69
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Feb 1 2020 10:20PM     link to this

LOL! Love those comments...funny shiiitttt!
jimmmyz
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Feb 2 2020 06:16AM     link to this

That joke is the truth. That is why hx thrives! And rightfully so!
ocguy66
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Feb 2 2020 06:42AM     link to this

This morning I asked my wife and she said yes...... I had a heart attack and died..... the funeral service is next week.
hanzaa
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Feb 2 2020 10:08AM     link to this

SO would rather I pay for one...so here I am (shhhh).
Peat
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Feb 3 2020 10:10AM     link to this

Very old joke.....

What food stops a women from having sex with her boyfriend?


Wedding cake
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