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Automobiles don't lie!
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and they get better mileage too
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I can turn off my car when I want to be alone.
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Much cheaper to maintain a car.
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Really? This list could go on for awhile lol.
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You don't mind loaning a car to your best friend
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We can buy a shop manual for an automobile.
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Cars don't cheat either.
My car doesn't get mad when I drive another.
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Call to have a great resale value
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My car works every day of the month
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My car doesn't leave my garage to find a bigger garage, and take half my stuff with it.
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the amount of effort you put into a car gives you that amount in return (and more)
Not so with women.
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Is was never really into fancy performance cars beyond meeting the needs for transportation...
But,.. women perform a whole lot better when you buy them a car or two that they like.
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My car does what I want whenever I want, no questions asked...And when I look at it , it makes me smile.
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âown womanâ...?
But I donât own any women?
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âown womanâ...?
But I donât own any women.
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When you get a new car, you love the new car smell.
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coz i can ride my car 24/7 no question ask
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oh. thought this was about cats...not cars
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I can get in and get out of my car(s) when and how I want without asking.
Also my car(s) don't complain and many more reasons.
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Me and my car has been together for nineteen years and I still love her.
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My car doesnât want a new set of tires every time I drive by a tire store.
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My car is still "tight", the headlights don't sag, and it doesn't smell fishy
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#ButDoesSheLubYouBack?
I reassure her that I care by doing all regular schedule maintenance. Since she takes me any and everywhere and brings me back I thinking she does. She's old and the paint is faded but she dependable.
My brother once told me to never get sentimental over a vehicle but I can't help myself. It's probably unusual to own a vehicle for nineteen years and still like it but I like all my vehicles.
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Most women make a partnership with you, under certain rules, and then after you move in together they want to renegotiate the rules on a weekly basis. That shit gets tiring,
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My car is never late when I go see her!
My car never gets headaches!
My car only lets who I want inside her!
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There's a myriad of reasons but here's a couple:
I understand exactly what my car wants and needs.
No matter how hard I try the only thing I've gotten right about women is - I'll never understand women.
My car(s) will usually 'tell' me exactly what's wrong with them when they're not running right. I've yet to meet a woman that will give me a straight answer when I try to figure out what's wrong or how I can fix it. Usually I get 'you should know what you did' or 'nothing's wrong' even though there obviously is.
Atticus Finch
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Cars don't get headaches
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