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"First Thing You Do When You Get In The Shower!"
Ah turn the water on lol
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I pee first
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I love the ladies that shower with me and wash my back and neither regions then I reciprocate.
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Nothing like soaping up full breasts while the lady is soaping and cleaning my manhood.
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Jazz51 knows whatβs what.
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pee
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Chuck...I have just totally enjoyed having two soapy wet orbs in my hands, fondling while my partner reaches down to caress and fondle my body part.....
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First thing I do in the shower
After I did u in the bed
Is hand wash your
Sword
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Gina....my sword just stood at attention......
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1. turn the shower faucet to the side to avoid initial cold water
2. piss
3. blow nose/clean ears
4. brush teeth
5. soap/lather
6. shampoo
7. shave
8. turn off shower/dry off
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Yep. Pee.
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No peeing In the shower!
We can smell it in the drain!
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This shower talk is getting to me. Donβt stop now.
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I check for spiders.
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water already running.
check temperature with hand.
get on shower...
once wet, close my eyes...
and DREAM of GINA.
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Rub one out
Rub another out if I got the time
Call in sick
Check the site
Do some online betting
Have a couple shots of Dewar's
Wake up on the floor of the shower with cold water running on my head
Scratch my balls
Wonder where the day went
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PoGF
then stomp it down the drain
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I check the water temperature.
Then, I sing "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant.
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Turn water on to the right temperature...pretty basic. 
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Me I turn on water, and test water by poking my Tiny feet in,
Jump In if Water is Hott enough,
Sit in bath for at least 20 Min, Thinking about my day or Letting my muscles relax,
My butt, thighs, Labias, Back, Shoulders, are almost instantly better,
I wash my body with a dove bar, rinse, (Twice )
wash and condition my Long Thick Hair
On occasion
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Play with myself before hoping out shower
Pat down dry and then Lotion up
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Not scrolling up to look
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Turn the bath on hot with lots of body wash. I prefer men's body wash cuz I love how it smells . Then when it's about to over flow I force my body into burning hot water and wait until my body adjust to the temperature. Then lay back and try not to fall asleep n drown. Then I sit up on the side n shave my cha cha then I hop back in n shave it a little more then shave my legs n armpits n that one little whisker that pops outta my chin ...π€ then I unplug the bath n sit there jamming to my music then I hop up and grab the loofah or sometimes I like that Japanese cloth thingy then I soap up my whole body head to toe then rinse, then grab my women's squeegee bottle full with water and give it a good squeegee or two then, I feel myself n can't help it but to turn the bath back on and lay down and let the running water get me good one time . Then I get out and wrap up in a towel and go lay on the bed until I catch my breathe.
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Total BS
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^lol
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2nd thing I do?
pretend it's Gina washing me down.
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OK maybe too much information but last night when I got in the shower I thought about this blog. It's not the first thing I do but it's my favorite thing. After I get all soaped up I love to lightly stroke myself for a while.
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So many people dreaming of Gina. I figured I'd give it a go. So i did. Turn on shower get in, dream of Gina. Voila! Boy do i feel cleaner than ever!
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Peek out the window to see who is looking. Ya it's a Rooster thing.
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The blog says 1st thing.......not your whole hygiene regiment lol
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Remove the clump of hair that was left from the last shower.
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"Remove the clump of hair that was left from the last shower."
What kind of dirty ass place do you live in?
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Lou usually has a "shave party" with a few ladies, so a little excess trim piles up.
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AT Diamond Girl
πππππ
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First thing I do is
Finger my butthole with soap.
Then I can start every where else
Omg
Tmi
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I'm adding the "finger to the butthole" to my morning routine.
Anybody care to volunteer a finger?
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I will
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That's fine but I'm concerned with your haste to do so. It sounds like you might enjoy it more than I will.
Be gentle
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Serious TMI from some of you fuckers......
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Squit my asshole off and see how well I wiped it...typically try and guess the number of dingleberries and fecal matter I see swirling around the drain.
after that....
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