There are 15 comments on this blog. |
|
One-eyed Wonder Weasel or possibly the Trouser Snake cause they both love gyna
|
|
^^A trouser trout ^^
|
|
"Beaver Basher"
Maybe a crotch lizard
Or a baloney pony
I GOT IT!
A hairy canary, but now
I forget why
|
|
laid back and furry, like a himalayan
|
|
i am a monkey...
more specifically, a chimpanzee.
|
|
Sloth
|
|
I’m the Snake is the most enigmatic animal among the 12 zodiac animals. People born in a year of the Snake are supposed to be the most intuitive. Sexy & Seductive. Snakes tend to act according to their own judgments while remaining private and reticent. 🐍
|
|
Having Pythons for half my life has it rewards. Being a Cock is another.
|
|
Honey badger
|
|
Komodo Dragon.
|
|
The snake
A man walking along a mountain path to his mother's house heard a rustle at his feet. Looking down, he saw a snake, but before he could react, the snake spoke to him.
"I am about to die," she said. "It's too cold for me up here, and I am freezing. There is no food in these mountains, and I am starving. Please put me under your coat and take me with you."
"No," the man replied. "I know your kind. You are a coral snake and if I pick you up, you will bite me and your bite is poisonous."
"No, no," the snake said. "If you help me, you will be my best friend. I will treat you differently."
The young man sat down on a rock for a moment to rest and think things over. He looked at the beautiful markings on the snake and he had to admit she was the most beautiful snake he had ever seen.
Suddenly, he said, "I believe you. I will save you. All living things deserve to be treated with kindness."
He then reached over, put the snake gently under his coat and continued toward his mother's house.
Within a moment, he felt a sharp pain in his side. The snake had bitten him!
"How could you do this to me?" he cried. "You promised that you would not bite me, and I trusted you!"
"You knew what I was when you picked me up," She hissed as she slithered away".
|
|
You're pretty gloomy, BH
Here's what and why.
Short-beaked echidna, a type of spiny anteater
Females have a forked reproductive tract. But that doesn't deter the males, because they have a 4-headed penis.
So during sex, the male alternates, swapping out spent pairs as each fires its semen. And that semen is supercharged. Hundreds of sperm glom together into bundles, which can swim faster than individual sperm, increasing their chance of fertilization. If that's not impressive enough, his penis reaches nearly a quarter of his body length when erect.
4 headed penis!!! Fuck yeah!!!
|
|
over a hundred teeth on the 4 rows , upper jaw.
I think she likes you BH. lol
.
|
|
Sexy sly and will seduce you 😋😘❤️^
|
|
Lion The King of the Jungle.
|
There are 15 comments on this blog. |