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I'd prefer to be fucked to death
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Good ole firing squad for me..
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Eat a lot. For months. And then get kicked in the gut.
wait, wrong Kevin Spacey movie.
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Lethal injection
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Frump.... he basks in the idea that people care who he is.
He’s a fly at the picnic.
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I don't think it's on the list, but I would think the Guillotine would the least painful/ most immediate.
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Guillotine?
But isn’t it true that the head lives a little while? Once your head comes off you can still look around?
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I think Schiff and Nadler should each get the full list.
Strapped in an electric chair with a hangman's nose around the neck and given an injection. Moments later throw the lectric switch as the chair drops and then the rifles open fire.
Why? Because they have wasted far too much time in Congress doing nothing but witch hunts and wasting tax payers money.
I know... I'm the evil fucker right?
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I'd settle for Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler and Schumer reprising the roles of Surratt, Payne, Herold and Atzerodt. But use an overly long rope for Nadler.
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@Kaiser.
Who knows? The spinal cord is severed from rest of body, so you couldn't feel anything from the severed point downward.
Other than that, I doubt you would register anything, brain might live on for a bit, but likely less "pain" than other methods.
They say the severed head could retain consciousness for up to 10 seconds.
The rest of the body - like a headless chicken...... if you know that phrase.
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Does the body flop around when instantly decapitated? That would be some freaky shit to me.
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Well let’s see🤔! If they ever can get the lethal injection part right that would probably be the less painful way to go. We can put our suffering pets down in a couple seconds at the vets office but somehow managed to market up at the state level. As previously stated hanging as it separates the spinal cord! Not really sure why anyone would pick the electric chair! Anybody ever seen the movie the “Green mile”!
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Chickens can maintain motor function in the lower body depending on where the cut happens because the brain is more distributed.
A human is a different story. Probably just lay there and twitch.
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Firing squad. Get me one last look at those M14's. Wondering if I built them. Hoping I did.
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They put dogs out with lethal injection. I rather go out like a man and face the firing squad.
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@backnine .correct on vets getting it right. I have had a my local vet come out to put down my favorite Quarter Horse . Approx 6 ounces of the mystery cocktail ,game over .Quick and clean
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For sure theres completely non painful ways to be taken out. I remember having foot surgery a few years ago and the anesthesiologist had me rigged up with an IV prior to surgery. Put a pain blocking shot into a nerve behind my knee. The surgeon made me say my name, what my ailment was, and recite basic details of the surgical procedures about to happen. I was totally lucid at that point.
Then the surgeon said "were ready" and the anesthesiologist told me to count down from 10 as he opened the IV.... "ten, nine, eight, seven...."
I woke up 3.5 hours later in post op recovery.
I think the history of execution is meant to be painful and witnessed by others to deter crime
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There was a doctor that did tests during the French Revolution where he was able to get severed heads to track an object with the eyes and blink once or twice in response to voices. I think I’d have to go with the lethal injection or firing squad. Electric chair sucks, gas chamber... fuck no, hanging is horrific if the hangman doesn’t know what he’s doing or wants to fuck with you. If we’re talking firing squad, I’d want them to all take head shots. Messy, but over instantly.
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Phyre,
I know that’s how a firing squad is supposed to work. In more traditional firing squads though they had one blank and the rest were live rounds. Same reason though. I believe that in Gilmores case the rifles were actually sighted in and placed in mounts so the shooter actually only pulled the triggers. I’d be the asshole that aimed off the aim point to see if I had a live round or a blank.
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+1
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LOL... talk about cruel .... if you had the live round. 😮
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firing squad.
aim for the heart and brain.
don't miss.
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Carbonmonixide inhalation. That should be a death row option.
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Dropped from a helicopter headfirst into a live volcano nekkid with a go pro strapped on and a live feed to ESPN.
I'd want to check my ratings afterward too.
If good, I'd go again.
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Ooops, that wasn't an option, was it?
Firing squads for $200, Alex.
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I know two people that offed themselves with carbon monoxide poisoning.
That seems a peaceful way to go
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They say bleed out in a warm bathtub is not bad.
If you're gonna do the carbon monoxide one, they should just creep in and do it when you're asleep.
That's how Vitas Gerulaitis went
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Dropped from a helicopter headfirst.
I remember a Vietnam movie where they took prisoners up a couple of thousand feet in a helicopter then through the first prisoner out before interrogating the remaining prisoners.
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Mex. Gas Chamber still an Option?
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Give me a pistol and the warden a pistol, count 10 paces, turn and fire.
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I want to be suffocated to death by Double D's.
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^ Dutch oven
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I love the Dutch.
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I was hoping to live to 100 and get shot by a jealous husband.
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Just strap them into a chair with the eyeball brace things from Clockwork Orange & force them to watch the WNBA non stop.
Die of boredom real quick.
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Just stick the guy in a beat up Chevy in the execution room and start the engine and fall into a permanent sleep. Cheap, painless, and effective. I think the problem with lethal injection is procuring the lethal drug. No pharmaceutical company wants to be associated w making lethal injection drug or having any of their inventory be associated w a death drug.
I think the only reason why gassing isn’t allowed is largely a symbolic one....due to it’s the horrific association with the Holocaust. However, I think Holocaust victims were usually gassed w nasty painful chemicals. By using the gas option and readily available carbon monoxide option, we also solve the pharmaceutical issue because we can generate CO many ways.
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Just give me too many sleeping pills. That can't be too expensive.
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"Death row? What a brother know" snapz!
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The firing squad is pretty cool.
Strapped in with black sand bags al around you 
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I can't bleeve Lou missed this opportunity...
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@ Facephuckker... If you prefer to be fucked to death. I can turn you on to my 425 lb Auntie. She's 6ft 2in of pure women.. I'd imagine if you go CG , and follow that up with her sitting on your face for some manipulation.
Cause of Death: Suffocation, and Fractured Mouth and Nasal Cavity.
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However way I'm going, I'm taking all of you with me! 
Have a nice day! 
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@lowlife.bj
"Mr. Horndog told me he would prefer auto erotic asphyxiation while Hillary Clinton stares deeply into his eyes. Cuckold sqaured."
I'll let you watch me slap skins with Trump's daughter, the hot one, not Ivanka, since your such a fanboy and a cuck.
@jackrabbit33
"I think Schiff and Nadler should each get the full list.
Strapped in an electric chair with a hangman's nose around the neck and given an injection. Moments later throw the lectric switch as the chair drops and then the rifles open fire.
Why? Because they have wasted far too much time in Congress doing nothing but witch hunts and wasting tax payers money.
I know... I'm the evil fucker right?"
Calm down, that type of crazy talk is how politicians have ended up being shot. You should be asking what that evil fucker, old turkey neck, Mitch McConnell is doing for us, instead of himself.
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Everyone just needs to chill and get laid...
before meeting the Reaper.
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RIP Kaiser.
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