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Locked. No further comments permitted.The great toilet paper crisis of 2020
Mar 11 2020 08:52AM more by NPembrush
Tags: Orange County, Current Events (All tags)

Went to Walmart. Nope. Target. Nope. Ralphs. Nope. Home Depot. Nope. 99 cent store. Nope..
Not even going to bother with Costco...
Checked the Sycamore tree outside my house. WTF!?!?!? Oh yeah, that one is dead. I still need to cut that down.

If it isn't a world full of idiots pointing fingers over politics its idiots stocking up on...toilet paper? Seriously. WTF. Is that your first concern in quarantine is having enough stuff to wipe your ass? I'd be more worried about oh... food, water and medical care.

So are any of ladies here getting offers of time for TP? "Pssst hey, I got a 24 pack of charmin double ply..."
      
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Peckr
SGV, LA, CA
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Mar 11 2020 08:58AM     link to this

24pack huh....Whats your address bro?
notsofast
OC, CA
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Mar 11 2020 08:58AM     link to this

I am a butt wipe snob and use Cottonelle wipes exclusively

I can't believe you rubes are still using TP
AFMadness
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Mar 11 2020 09:35AM     link to this

Cottonelle Rated #1 by Consumer R.....
NPembrush
Lake Forest, OC, CA
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Mar 11 2020 11:03AM     link to this

LOL, my neighbor's wife said her husband got in a fight over toilet paper this morning.

Do people even know WHY they are panic buying toilet paper? Seriously it's not like we've run out of trees or...really any plant that's useful for paper products.

So tempted to resell Toilet Paper are price gouging rates. $400/roll anyone?
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Mar 11 2020 11:51AM     link to this

My store does not have toilet paper, kitchen towels, and hand sanitizers! Hope people are storing some condoms as well. Lots of indoor time!
crow999
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Mar 11 2020 11:58AM     link to this

TP is the hot item cause if someone sneezes, people around them shit in their pants..
SkurferGurl
Inland Empire, CA
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Mar 11 2020 12:27PM     link to this

^^^^Hell of a good reason right there !
jcbl
OC, CA
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Mar 11 2020 12:35PM     link to this

Toto Washlet, problem solved.
NPembrush
Lake Forest, OC, CA
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Mar 11 2020 01:16PM     link to this

As I'm typing I'm coughing and sneezing--spring time allergies. Maybe I'll skip allergy meds today and visit the grocery store...just to see how people react.
mcconnoisseur
LA, CA
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Mar 11 2020 01:34PM     link to this

I'm stocking up on ammo so I can take your TP, hand sanitizer, etc.
Facephuckker
Austin, TX
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Mar 11 2020 03:33PM     link to this

I have 30 packs $100 a pack (got to pay for gas)
interface
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Mar 11 2020 04:01PM     link to this

Bottled water also. Why is there a run -- no pun necessarily-- on bottled water. The virus is going to disrupt tap water?
interface
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Mar 11 2020 04:02PM     link to this

Not that i suggest any one should drink out of a reusable cup or glass
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Mar 11 2020 05:05PM     link to this

Most people are sheep, listening to the mass hysteria....

fucking stupid to freak out about toilet paper shortages or anything else

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GinaGalaxy
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Mar 11 2020 05:54PM     link to this

i got tp in barstow 2 night ago

they had lots

u gotta go to less dense populations

GinaGalaxy
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Mar 11 2020 05:55PM     link to this

maybe ill use water when i pee.
and then tp when i...
NPembrush
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Mar 11 2020 06:42PM     link to this

Mass hysteria is fun. Sprouts is charging $18 for 4 rolls

Supply will catch up with demand so having enough for 2 weeks is enough for me.

Worse case scenario I can drag my butt on my neighbors lawn like their dog does on mine. šŸ˜€
DudeLebowski
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Mar 11 2020 06:57PM     link to this

99 cent only store has plenty look around for one
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Mar 11 2020 07:37PM     link to this

#MakeToiletPaperNotWall
Calienteguera4u
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TheWickedWitch
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Mar 11 2020 08:15PM     link to this

I just hold it
Chucklaylo
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Mar 11 2020 08:31PM     link to this

John Wayne toilet paper. It is rough, it is tough and it doesnā€™t take any shit of anybody.
GoBallsDeep
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Mar 11 2020 09:44PM     link to this

That's why they cut off the left hand so they'll starve to death.
They won't eat with the right.

NPembrush
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Mar 11 2020 10:25PM     link to this

Bidet attachment... reminds me a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco
gilbert33
Fountain Valley, OC, CA
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Mar 11 2020 10:44PM     link to this

Trader Joes and Smart and final.
ocguy66
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Mar 11 2020 10:49PM     link to this

Iā€™ve been using leaves..... Whatā€™s that saying ā€œleaves of 3, please wipe with meā€?
gilbert33
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Mar 11 2020 10:57PM     link to this

Try using stinging nettle. You have not experienced life until you rub stinging nettle across your nut sack.
NPembrush
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Mar 11 2020 11:07PM     link to this

Stinging nettles? Real men wipe their asses with optunia cactus, follow up with poison oak and sterilize with gasoline.
TNBE
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Mar 12 2020 12:18AM     link to this

Toilet paper is like the Starship Enterprise, flies around Uranus battling Klingons..

Just a thought...
BBWSabrina
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Mar 12 2020 12:37AM     link to this

Lol even Costco is out, this is insane!
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Mar 12 2020 02:01AM     link to this

I just wanna know how does that damn 3 seashells thing work?
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Mar 12 2020 02:11AM     link to this

Wonder what people used before toliet paper?
Angler1
CA
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Mar 12 2020 02:16AM     link to this

the same as you dude, your hand....
DudeLebowski
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Mar 12 2020 05:47AM     link to this

^Corny ass
Grumpy_Butthead
NM
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Mar 12 2020 11:48AM     link to this

I have ten acres of white corn to harvest.

So after you eat, save the cob and husk.

That will do ya if you like corn. The dry cob might not be charmin.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Mar 12 2020 12:13PM     link to this

Not my problem since I always have an inventory of paper goods.

As far as the corn cob whatever floats your boat.

I'll be selling toilet paper, sanitizer, paper towels, and canned goods this weekend.
Stop by my stand in Costa Mesa. Prices will only be three times higher than my cost.
interface
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Mar 12 2020 03:29PM     link to this

Do they make washable adult diapers. Takes so.much anxiety out of standing in line and is maybe more environmentally friendly maybe.
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