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Facephuckker

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joketime
Mar 23 2020 08:41PM more by Facephuckker
Tags: Random

Am man forgets his anniversary. The wife said, there had better be something on the driveway tomorrow that does 0-200 pretty quick.

The next day there is a box on the driveway. The wife goes out and gets the box. And inside there is a scale.

The man has never been seen since.

hey it was cute......................

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jackrabbit33

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Mar 23 2020 10:26PM

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It's funny now how people will look at someone who coughs with scorn. I used to cough to cover up a fart... now if I get a cough I dont think I can fart loud enough

Facephuckker

Austin, TX
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Mar 24 2020 03:37AM

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I keep feeling I want to go out and goof on everyone by sneezing up a storm

so I'm twisted, wtf, who cares

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