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NPembrush
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The last egg in the fridge...
Mar 29 2020 04:56PM more by NPembrush
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

One singular egg sitting in the tray. I just looked at it. Alas my last egg...and I was too lazy to buy more. I felt sorry for it. One lonely egg in a tray, quiet and cold waiting to be used.

I mused for a bit, do I dare use it or go with an egg-less cake recipe.Maybe drive out into that empty abyss of a store? No. No I dare not. Dangers abound. Wild eyed people scurry about in that place skittish at the sound of a cough all hording their things and flitting to and fro.

I pick up the egg and close the door. I hold it up to the light. Oh precious egg..

ACHOO!

SPLAT.

FUCK!!!
      
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Harthat
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Mar 29 2020 06:37PM     link to this

Couldn't you apply the 10 second rule?
NPembrush
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Mar 29 2020 08:49PM     link to this

I could have but in spite of a clean floor there's always the risk of extra...ehhh flavors being introduced.
Laafan
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Mar 29 2020 09:05PM     link to this

the torment and eggony of it all...
Fistfyghter
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Mar 29 2020 09:16PM     link to this

eggzactly what I was going to say
gilbert33
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Mar 29 2020 09:46PM     link to this

You should get a Golden Retriever to help you.
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juliuscaesar1
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Mar 29 2020 09:51PM     link to this

I haven't heard such passion for an Egg since Edith Massey, waxing poetically about her "EGGS!".
ARTFROMLA
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Mar 29 2020 10:21PM     link to this

Not sure if this is a failed attempt at poetry

Or a failed attempt at humor.



NPembrush
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Mar 30 2020 12:26AM     link to this

^^I'm sorry you are having a bad day.
Harthat
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Mar 30 2020 05:03AM     link to this

At least it woke him up temporarily
jackrabbit33
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Mar 30 2020 06:50AM     link to this

So in March its forbidden to cough in punlic...

Now on Easter you better not be making colored Easter eggs for a hunt. Waste of good food.
NPembrush
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Mar 30 2020 08:37AM     link to this

Na, I figured people don't write stuff like that unless they are having a really bad day and just want to vent by picking a fight.

As for eggs? I'm seeing grocery inventories catch up, more meat on the shelves, generally more inventory. I think people are starting to chill out a bit. I'm not coloring any eggs although I might have rabbit on Easter Sunday
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