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Three men walk into a bar...
Oct 10 2019 11:19PM more by sherkahn
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Tell me of you have heard this one before.

Three men walk into a bar, and order the Vienna special.

The waiter asks “what’s the Vienna special?”

Rudy Guilani answers: “Me, Parnas and Fruman are getting the biggest hot dogs you have so when we get to Vienna, we get FUCKED with kosher dongs by Trump.”

Them there Ukrainian good ol’ boys planning mischief, laundering money and trying to find evidence for Guliani (and Trump) got busted on their one way trip today.Guilani was supposed to meet them there tomorrow.

Trump is throwing them under the bus as more evidence of maaaaany crimes are being discovered.
And if the coos had arrested the men one hour earlier, they would have been arresting Guliani, too.

And despite the many photographs the boys have with Trump, he does not “know” who they are.
      
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MMarblez
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Oct 10 2019 11:20PM     link to this

#Tool
sherkahn
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Oct 10 2019 11:23PM     link to this

Their latest album is amazing, but what’s Tool got to do with Comrade Trump and his bungling henchmen?
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Oct 11 2019 06:09AM     link to this

You are wasting your time. Trump could literally shit in the mouths of these sycophants and, once they finished chewing and swallowing they would either blame it on HRC or Biden. Or they would claim that his shit was delicious; the best shit ever, and that it was a brilliant move on Trump’s part to make America great again.
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Oct 11 2019 07:16AM     link to this

Lol Very True 😂
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Oct 11 2019 07:32AM     link to this

You guys are ALL HOMERS!

None of you care about truth... you either want to protect the president... or burn him down.

You all suffer from extreme confirmation bias. You only support/embrace the information that fits the narrative you like.


Whiney bitches
MMarblez
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Oct 11 2019 10:56AM     link to this

*The fucking idiot type

FIFY!

almaplacida
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Oct 11 2019 01:04PM     link to this

Adapted from a bumper sticker:
Subway's new POTUS sandwich-
White bread with baloney and chicken kiev, russian dressing, and a small pickle.
KaiserSoce
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Oct 11 2019 01:16PM     link to this

What pithy humor. Now that is real comedy. 😐
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Oct 11 2019 01:16PM     link to this

Kaiser....+100000000000000000000

People actually believe all the crap in the news. Do your own research...find out what the press is NOT telling you. Don't blindly believe Fox, CNN, or anyone.

Go to the source documents or actual facts because all of the 'reporters' are not telling you the truth.
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Oct 11 2019 02:34PM     link to this

Too much werkz ^^


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Oct 11 2019 03:00PM     link to this

Sorry, not sorry. I know what confirmation bias is and I’m not suffering from it. I read the Whistleblower complaint and it is clear trump was seeking help from a foreign government to attack a political rival. That’s unacceptable for a Dem or a Repub.

Beyond that, Trump has been an awful president.

He promised Mexico would pay for the wall. Bullshit!
He said everyone would have healthcare and it would be cheaper. Bullshit!
He said he would eliminate the federal debt. Bullshit!
He said US Steel would build 6 new steel mills. Bullshit!
He said he would destroy ISIS in 30 days. Bullshit!
He said he was smarter than all the generals at the Pentagon. Bullshit!
He said he would bring back coal jobs. Bullshit!

Speaking of coal, in his first 30 days he signed an executive order allowing coal mines to dump their waste in rivers.

He is trying to gut clean air and water rules that reduced smog and air pollution.

None of this is from biased reporting. These are the facts of what this POSPOTUS is doing and not doing.

He is a complete disaster (to use one of his own overwrought phrases),
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Oct 11 2019 03:31PM     link to this

You read the whistle blower complaint...and you are fully aware the whistle blower was NOT on the call and it was totally second hand information...and you are going to run with that.....

And I have some beach front property in Kansas I would like to sell you.....
sherkahn
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Oct 11 2019 03:34PM     link to this

We read the whistleblower complaint, we read the released version and also check that information on that whistleblower has shown have been verified to be TRUE and fact. Not Teimp-ed ip and false like the claims against Biden.

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Oct 11 2019 03:36PM     link to this

Trumps accomplishments

Almost 4 million jobs created since election.
More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history.
We have created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since my election.
Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES.
Economic growth last quarter hit 4.2 percent.
New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low.
Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded.
African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded.
Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
Women's unemployment recently reached the lowest rate in 65 years.
Youth unemployment has recently hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century.
Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma.
Under my Administration, veterans' unemployment recently reached its lowest rate in nearly 20 years.
Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election.
The Pledge to America's Workers has resulted in employers committing to train more than 4 million Americans. We are committed to VOCATIONAL education.
95 percent of U.S. manufacturers are optimistic about the future-the highest ever.
Retail sales surged last month, up another 6 percent over last year.
Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $300 billion poured back in to the U.S. in the first quarter alone.
As a result of our tax bill, small businesses will have the lowest top marginal tax rate in more than 80 years.
Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.
Helped win U.S.-Mexico-Canada's united bid for 2026 World Cup.
Opened ANWR and approved Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines.
Record number of regulations eliminated.
Enacted regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions.
Obamacare individual mandate penalty GONE.
My Administration is providing more affordable healthcare options for Americans through association health plans and short-term duration plans.
Last month, the FDA approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before in history. And thanks to our efforts, many drug companies are freezing or reversing planned price increases.
We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.
Signed Right-To-Try legislation.
Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic.
We have reduced high-dose opioid prescriptions by 16 percent during my first year in office.
Signed VA Choice Act and VA Accountability Act, expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, and same-day urgent primary and mental health care.
Increased our coal exports by 60 percent; U.S. oil production recently reached all-time high.
United States is a net natural gas exporter for the first time since 1957.
Withdrew the United States from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord.
Cancelled the illegal, anti-coal, so-called Clean Power Plan.
Secured record $700 billion in military funding; $716 billion next year.
NATO allies are spending $69 billion more on defense since 2016.
Process has begun to make the Space Force the 6th branch of the Armed Forces.
Confirmed more circuit court judges than any other new administration.
Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch and nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
Withdrew from the horrible, one-sided Iran Deal.
Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem.
Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court.
Issued Executive Order to keep open Guantanamo Bay.
Concluded a historic U.S.-Mexico Trade Deal to replace NAFTA. And negotiations with Canada are underway as we speak.
Reached a breakthrough agreement with the E.U. to increase U.S. exports.
Imposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to protect our national security.
Imposed tariffs on China in response to China's forced technology transfer, intellectual property theft, and their chronically abusive trade practices.
Net exports are on track to increase by $59 billion this year.
Improved vetting and screening for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement.
We have begun BUILDING THE WALL. Republicans want STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. Democrats want OPEN BORDERS which equals MASSIVE CRIME.
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Oct 11 2019 03:40PM     link to this

Wow, that's quite a wall of text.

Do you keep all those fun, detailed notes on all of your devices?
jazz51
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Oct 11 2019 03:43PM     link to this

Show me the quid pro quo...show me where he is asking for 'dirt' on Biden? He talked about Crowdstrike....

Is it unlawful for a President to ask about possible criminal activity by a U.S. citizen and getting a foreign government to assist....it is done all the time and was done under Obama, but you didn't have a rabid press digging and twisting every call, meeting and comment.

When there is some real evidence, please bring it.
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Oct 11 2019 03:44PM     link to this

Trump probably has kept more campaign promises in 3 years than Obama did in 8
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Oct 11 2019 04:56PM     link to this

Harpooner... I agree that Trump was asking for them to investigate Biden. I also agree that he was using subtle leverage to do it. Hence no actual quid pro quo. Was it improper? I would say yes. Was it illegal? I haven’t seen anyone make that case soundly.

I'm OK with watching this all play out. I can’t see any way this goes well for the left. They aren’t going to find clear enough evidence to impeach him. The house will vote pretty much down party lines... and so will the senate. They could have a picture of him jacking off the President of Ukraine under the table as he is handed a Biden Dossier. The Senate will not get to 2/3.

So next summer... we will have spent 8 months and reached a stalemate. He will be in office. The right will be spinning for him... The left spinning against him and he will be making the argument ”See... We have done nothing except impeachment procedures for a year. They don't want to do the business of the people, They just want to get me out.” His base will be even more galvanized behind him. The Left base will be galvanized behind Joe or Lizzie... and the people in the middle will be voting their pocketbooks. If the recession hits he will be out. If the economy continues to do well... or at least decently... he will be re-elected.

Is he a dirt bag, overbearing, bully businessman? Absolutely. But that is the guy who was elected. Everybody knew it then. They know it now. Do you think ANYONE is surprised he tried to muscle Ukraine for his benefit? Hell no!

Should he be impeached? I say no. The ballot box a year from now will be the referendum on President Trump.

I think it’s precious that you can’t see that you read information through your bias.

I’m guessing you think the ladies here can’t wait to spend time with you alone too. 😘 (without monetary compensation)
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Oct 11 2019 06:26PM     link to this

Kaiser, you make a cogent argument regarding Trump’s re-election chances, but I take issue with your assessment of my attitude toward the ladies. I’m an ugly old man and I know exactly why these fine women would hop in the sack with me. So that was pretty much an uncalled for low blow. But whatever, go ahead and be a dick. You’re entitled to your opinion, right or wrong.

Regarding any bias I may carry, it was completely earned by Trump. He is a shitty person (my son-in-law’s company did some construction work for him in Boston and got fucked even though they did the jo and an embarrassment to this country. He picks fights with allies (or abandons them) and he praises despots and dictators. He is fucking up the environment so a few people can profit at the expense of many. He rails against immigrants (legal and illegal), yet he hires them illegally (or marries them). He has sent a green light to racists and bigots that it’s okay to be horrible to fellow human beings because they have a different skin color or have a different native language. He lies more than anybody I’ve ever seen about all sorts of things, important and unimportant. He cannot be trusted. He doesn’t give a fuck if 30 million Americans lose health insurance coverage. If you are okay with somebody like that leading America, well as I said, you are entitled to your opinion.
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Oct 11 2019 06:56PM     link to this

I recently went shopping at Target and purchased some Bounty paper towels, full size I do not like those half sheets, and some 1 gallon freezer bags. This is as interesting as all you faggot morons and your political crap. Just fucking vote.
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Oct 11 2019 08:15PM     link to this

Ouch, “faggot moron!” I’ve been skewered by your rapier-like wit! You snaggletooth rapscallion! Oh, the humanity.
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Oct 12 2019 09:15AM     link to this

Harpooner,

I have never met you... so I didn’t know you were old and ugly. It was simply a comment to highlight distorted reality. That you you actually took it literally and it touched a nerve... +1 for me. Why blog if you can’t crush a person’s self-worth occasionally. If that shot in the dark actually hit pay dirt... you should pack up you tea-set and tampons and not come on the blogs anymore.

Me... I am 5’4” and almost 600lbs. I haven’t left my house in almost 3 years. If I can’t sluff off a few fat shorty jokes... I don’t belong on the blogs.

Concerning Trump.... I completely agree with most of what you said about him. And it can all be encapsulated in your one statement. “He is a shitty person.”

Here is where you and I differ. I accept that he was elected. I accept that he is the president.

In a year or so... the people will get to vote again. And ... whoever is elected will be our president for the next 4 years. And I will accept that too.

If it’s someone I don’t like... I will try to give them credit where it is due... and disagree where I think they made a wrong choice.

I won’t let a person doing a temp job (President) cause me to become a petty whiner. Trump is an orange doofus and I absolutely hate his lack of dignity... and some of the decisions he has made. But I like some of the things he has done as well.

I’m content to step back and continue to laugh at all you fags that are clutching your pearls aghast at what our beloved republic has become.

BTW... can you bring me a pie?

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Oct 12 2019 10:02AM     link to this

Lol!

Have a Great Day Ya'll and Go Penn State!
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Oct 14 2019 01:23PM     link to this

I remember when you got all wordy over marbles

And Julio
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Oct 14 2019 01:25PM     link to this

Your Momma! 😡

I got important shit to say!
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Oct 14 2019 03:05PM     link to this


#LoveLost

IDK what this blog is about...hopeful faggots maybe?
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Oct 14 2019 07:00PM     link to this

There men at a bar.
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Oct 15 2019 06:35AM     link to this

Three men walk into a bar. One pulls down his pants and says to the other's "c-mon guys, lets party"
They they formed a human chain and quickly named it "The Hollywood Connection"
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Oct 15 2019 08:01AM     link to this

Hollywood Centipede
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Centipede
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*Human Centipede
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Oct 15 2019 08:29AM     link to this

Is that like docking? Where you put your dongs together like those Chinese finger cuff thingies?
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Oct 15 2019 10:37AM     link to this

So Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Hey fellas, why the long faces?"
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Puppy walks into a western saloon and says... I’m looking for the guy who shot my paw.
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