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Both trigger the fuck out of progressives!
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Lou 
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Do they call him "Messiah?"
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Jesus is described as being black according to the 1st chapter of the book of Revelation in the bible. His hair is white like wool and feet like fine brass as if it was burned in the furnace.
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Jesus puts a little extra guacamole on my Cali burrito.
Trump is a little like that.
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I think Trump looks like Jesus of Nazareths ass hole. The way his little mouth puckers.
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BTW
GRUMP FOR TRUMP!
My Niggah....... a crook, a con, a fucking liar, a son of a bitch a motherfucker and a racist bastard.
He only likes minorities cuz they work cheap.
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I guess Trump thought he was like Jesus when he presided over that staged reception and the LSU vs Alabama game yesterday.
So he goes to the World Series and gets pelted by thousand of people booing and saying "Look Him UP".
Then after that he trys to go to an MMA event in NYC thinking thats a more friendly crowd. He gets half the arena booing and some cheers. His administration is clearly looking deep into the demographics of the crowd thinking there are more Republicans that go to MMA events. Plus MSG is a smaller venue than a stadium.
SO NOW he goes to this totally staged reception at he LSU vs ALABAMA game. Watch the video below. Its so funny. He decided to go the the most Republican place in the country and do this long lengthy reception with the first lady. The people below him have little flags to wave 
All so he doesn't get booed again. The put the reception on his twitter. Trump is pure comedy!
Btw.......the baby Trump ballon showed up at the game lol
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He looks just like Kim Yun Foo at a staged rally.
Btw, Trump loves rallies, so does the Klan .
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In an act of criminal mischief, the Baby Trump Blimp was slashed by a Republican Trumper and deflated. The Trumper was captured and arrested.
This is why we can't have nice things anymore.
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The Baby Trump ballon WILL RISE AGAIN lol
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Conspicuously absent are any legitimate answers from the Trump apologists here such as Crane Op and Diamond Blue.
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"book of Revelation in the bible. His hair is white like wool"
Hair white like wool? So is that passage implying he was primarily gray lol.
He died at 36 and he was gray??
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..........if you're trying to make some sort of relationship to Donald Trump with that passage I guess it should read:
"His hair is white like wool but combed the wrong way and dyed with Just For Men Blonde hair dye"
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RJ!
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"But then again, You could be wrong... "
You Are lol
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LOL that Christians only support people who are “like Jesus.” If that we’re the case... who could they ever vote for?
Could they support him simply because he supports some of the things that are important to them?
I’m sure they love his SCOTUS picks. And as we hear during every election cycle... the lesser of two evils. They support the candidate that moves THEIR agenda the furthest along.
That’s the difference between the right and the left. The right has learned how to hold their nose and support. The left shred each other on issues they disagree.
I’m sure Christians would prefer a candidate that is more humble, moral and religious... but his conduct isn’t the most important issue.
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I thought Obama was the Messiah?
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Obama was a California Raisin.
And the Steelers are getting their butt's kicked.
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Trump and Jesus...
1. Both got everything from daddy
2. Neither worked a day in their life
3. Followers worship, enemies want to crucify
4. Both attract big crowds
5. People write down every word and analyze insanely
6. Most ideas rely on miracles or acts of god
7. Like to hang out with outcasts and evil doers
8. Vague about taxes, give to Ceasar
9. Hangs with women of ill repute
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10. Betrayed by someone in inner circle, trying to do what seems right
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Jesus of Nazareth was a carpenter up until his 30s. That means he was working since the age of 12 (an apprentice til 16, working in his own or with another master at 17-19 ).
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Remember in those days Carpenter meant "traveling minstrel." See also anorexic.
And bible time has never added up... "days" were thousands of years long, people lived hundreds of "years."
There may be a translation issue as MaryMagdalene said Jesus frequently "had wood."
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@Granite. Great call! Btw, has Trumpkin' cut that $2 million check yet? Knowing that fool, I'm
guessing he'll bounce that mofo straight down 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Wonder if he can even
cover the 2 mill? Train wreck down by...ehhh, I've already covered that.
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"Remember in those days Carpenter meant "traveling minstrel." See also anorexic. "
You mean Karen Carpenter?
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Circumcision?
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Hillary, if she rises from the dead and runs again.
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Pretty good last Happy... all except #10. Judas wasn’t doing what he thought was right... he was doing what would put money in his pocket.
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Actually Judas was Jesus's closest male disciple and only "betrayed" him because he was following his instructions. Otherwise Jesus never would of been crucified and die for our sins, etc.
Judas and Marry Mag ended up getting retconned because the other disciples were super jelly. Sort of sad really.
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Nikki Haley says Former Chief of Staff John Kelly and Rex Tillerson tried to recruit her to "save the country" from Trump.
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..........Hey Trump supporters there is your "deep state" and they aren't Dems.
They are your fellow Republicans that don't trust fuhrer Trump as President.
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No doubt Trump had/has some dissenters in the camp...
But they in no way represent everyone people are referring to when they reference the Deep State.
It’s hard to argue that there is not a big part of the government machine that doesn’t support his agenda and tries to undermine it.
But isn’t that why So many voted for him? He is a disrupter. I don’t think there is anyone who thinks he always has the best ideas. I don’t think anyone defends everything he says and does... but he is not old school D.C. He is not thinking about government ... the government way.
This also shines light into the reasons he had a guy like Guliani in the loop in his foreign affairs.
It also exposes why Tillerson and Kelley had to go.
Nikki Haley had it right. He was elected by the people. His agenda should be supported. And if you don’t like it/him... vote him out.
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Both made great sacrifices to save their flock.
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Both likes to Date prostitutes lol 😂
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