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Scissors first
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Maybe braid it to make it easier.
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You’ll definitely need a 5 blade razor
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Short strokes, then rinse
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Make that 3-4 razors so you can have fresh ones on hand
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Hm what else?
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You know the beard is on his taint right?
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That’s where mine is too
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There's a Bacterial Vaginosis joke in here somewhere...
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🤢
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If you're coordinated, shave two handed...make sure you've slightly used the razors beforehand, but they're still fresh and sharp.
Be sure your beard is soaked and softened up either with a cream or a hot towel. Go to town on it and win yourself a boat!
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my beard is too long to shave, and I'd never shave it anyway
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Light saber
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Don't be a pussy, Sherkahn....
Scalp that fucker!
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Straight razor. Can first cut it to a shorter length then re-strop and go in for the close shave.
Atticus Finch
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U should change ur handle to BougieStacking
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She definitely is Stacked.
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I thought I smelled coochie halitosis close by
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Hack away at the initial long hair with barber's scissors.
Then work in alot of liquid hand soap to lube up the rest.
Go at it with a 5-blade razor for the win.
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Straight razor.
I can help, if needed.
I have a nice vintage Solingen that will work wonders, a bowl & brush, and a proper strop.
Never mind if I arrive in a Tyvek bunny suit.
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Wish me luck. Beard contest is tonight.
I am submitting my video of me running my fingers through my beard in 10 minutes to show it’s not fake.
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Chain saw will help you win for sure....
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Weed wacker.
But no electronics.
I lost. Came in 6th.
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as others mentioned, straight razor.
There are other ways to do it, but if it's speed you are after, for sure straight razor. Won't clog, will keep cutting, through multiple layers of hair etc.
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Oh, and for practice (so you won't cut yourself - take a baloon, cover w shaving cream & remove shaving cream w/o popping the baloon.
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