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Food and Bozo! 2 things all people want.
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#1 should be prostate massager, no?
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My bad, that IS healthcare!
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the general professions, doctors, lawyers, and accountants.
I used to be an accountant. They are the last ones to go by a company
during a recession.
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Fire Life Safety...
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Heres a couple of new recession proof jobs for the future
Hand Sanitizer refiller
Shopping cart sanitizer
Mask checker (the person that stands at the door of a store)
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HX
HX
HX
And if you can’t find a job and you are sexy and pretty then HX ,
Are you unemployed? Call GX
You can’t Pay rent , HX is hiring !
Are you losing your house 🏡? Then call HX
Are you register to vote ?
Forget about all the candidates ,HX for President 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🎉🎊👅😂😘
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^ ^ ^ THAT ONE ^ ^ ^
-X-™
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9. Funeral Home Director
More morticians/crematory operators needed than directors. Directors are just glorified sales people. The former do the real work.
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WTF is “Gov. Stuff“?
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Sign Printers
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I would change number 7 to logisitics
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Grave digger, theres a lot of business lately
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I went on loopnet and couldn’t believe all the kitchens abandoned. Restaurants w equipment. All the dining stuff still there.
😞 so sad.
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Power lineman, cha Ching
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Yup!!!! ^^
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Interesting
Not a farmer mentioned?
Try eating a computer.
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"im not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one!"
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you can tell I only made it down to the prostate comment before I had something to say lol
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Assisted living care providers do not make bank. Sales and admin do okay. Right now owing Assisted living, memory care and skilled nursing in California is very risky. Too many lawyers.
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I agree with Sxyvictoria. HX . Ladies do what you do. I do appreciate you. Much love ❤️ and respect to you all especially during this COVID-19.
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Shit!! We need to grow our own food!!!
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file pandemic unemployment in CA
under the Federal Cares act
people in business for themselves not making more thank 10k a year and for that did not file 2019 taxes or has no 2019 W2 on file from a employer in 2019.
Easily can file of you have been unable to work or at full capacity since March 14th American Pandemic Crisis.
For example if you cleaned houses, sold hot dogs, walked dogs, nanny, handyman, or etc for cash or check etc you qualify.
I filed and I am so happy!
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Rich People..
Pandemic ain't hurting E. Musk or J Bezos. Hell, Bezos got divorced and he still is in the top 5 richest people in the world.
And some of these companies cooking up a vaccine are making money hand over fist.
Stay rich my friends.
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Farming isn’t a recession proof job. Lots of farmers go bankrupt when prices go down in a recession. The absolute number 1 recession proof job is a pro athlete. No matter how the economy is doing they make more money. Attorneys aren’t immune from a recession unless you specialize in bankruptcy. Finally, being a federal judge is recession since it is a lifetime appointment. So there you have it: become a pro golfer or tennis player or bankruptcy attorney or a federal judge.
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Firefighters
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Hey Butthead - You do know that there is a difference between recession proof and essential. Guess you missed that question on the GED equivalency exam.
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GED equivalency exam. ?
Well I'll be eating while you will be starving.
Take a bite out of a horse's ass and tell me how much you like that whipper snapper.
I hope you can digest paper money
Your sanctimonious young fart. ).gif)
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Most of those are not pandemic-recession proof 
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You all know that quats are quaternary ammonium compounds:
Quats are powerful irritants.....
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Walmart, Home Depot etc....
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He doesn't know sQuat
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I think the ship sailed on pro athlete for all of us.
Those folks been doing that thing since they could walk.
You want real recession proof gigs?
Learn Cyber security and get some experience in it. Plenty of places out there clamoring for experienced security pro's. Learn Linux get certified and go run a Linux shop.
Me? I lost my gig only because the company was associated with live events.
I have accepted a consulting gig to unfuck this companies network requirements.
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Butt_head waiting to fly to South America, hope the airport where I m going open soon ...... can't wait do drive to Corrientes and enjoy a fresh Asado a la parrilla and a good red wine (-: soon, very soon
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Sxyvictoria
Si si and iguazu
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I am #6.
Electric Utility.
Generating Station.
everyone needs electricity.
we make it, send it through transmission towers.
not only do we work EVERY day, we are subject to being ON CALL and respond when called.
spent a career dpung this, and no end in sight.
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Construction.... we were deemed essential and it’s been very lucrative
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Porn stuntman
I get the call when they need the money shot
They need that shot 24/7
My work is very satisfying
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Butt_head 🙏😃
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Don't forget the oldest profession ladies.
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I will forever be involved and working in healthcare.
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I have my degree in Mortuary Science so I'm all good here  another reason why i studied it... ill never be out of a job
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Garbage collectors. There will always be a need to do dirty deeds.
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OP, Among the many hats I have it’s IT for a few senior/medical care organizations in So Cal.
Business was beginning to take off but COVID put a scare on everyone. No one wanted to see the elderly and their care givers get sick. There IS money to be made, but only after we all start getting better.
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HX Blogger!!!
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