I would race to the ocean where they rent speed boats and rent one for the day. I’d make sure I had either a loud system on the boat or a super heavy duty blue tooth speaker that is loud. I’d get a bottle of champagne and my white bikini and race through the ocean with the music on full blast playing “toxic waste” by trippie red
Buy a Lamborghini, have a driver drive over and pick up Diamond Girl then pay her to go get me a coffee and bring it over. She can keep the car and the driver as a tip.
Buy GE a house but the house is missing a front door and a sticky note that says "Don't ask me for references." Not sure why no door. Just felt like it.
Buy Crane a giant faraday cage for his house then a few weeks later pay some guys to wear black suites, dark sunglasses and park a black SUV across the street from his house for a week or so.
Pay SexyVictoria whatever she wants to be my tour guide and translator in Argentina.
Give Ninja any one thing she really wants because she's the most polite and sincere person I've met online on HX.
Give JuliusCaeser unlimited points on HX.
Then go back to work. I love my job. I can't imagine doing anything else.
Buy a water front home with a big dock in Newport Bay. Join BYC,.. buy a Star boat, a nice 60' cruising sailboat and a power boat.
Put a Steinway in living room and play 5~6 hours a day. Start a little band. Sail to Catalina occasionally, compete in the Star class again. Do another Transpac to Hawaii.
I would buy a mansion in Beverly hills, something secluded on a large piece of land. I would invite a bunch of HX ladies over and we would have lots of fun hanging out at the pool, playing cards, watching movies. I would hang out in my robe all day long while gorgeous babes wore nothing but string bikinis. If the place got really popular, I would invite a bunch of celebrities over so they could hang out with my gorgeous babes. I wonder if anyone has done anything like that before....
Buy GE a house with 10 rooms and baptize her in all rooms!! Throw a big ass party featuring George Clinton and his P Funk all stars. That would be a Neverending party!
Buy a house with a dock on the waterfront, probably Oxnard, but Newport Beach also good. Buy a 50t'ish foot sailing yacht for SoCal and a similar sized power yacht (trawler) for Puget Sound. I'm thinking a Najad 490 for Socal and an Outback 50 for Puget Sound.
Fund the college educations of my nieces and nephews and grands.
Reward my fave ATF's from here with modest houses in nice neighborhoods in gratitude for how they've treated me over the years.
@GE. Damn. *all* closets? Also. Man you are gonna have a crap load of houses.
@Jack Good ideas man.
@Rua. *Another* Glock or two? What are you going to do at the range? Act like black beard the pirate with a brace of pistols? I've got one, all I need. Pick up a Brownell's KP-15 but keep it in a state that doesn't make you register rocks as deadly weapons.
Build a time machine.
Go back in time to when the Chinese race was just beginning and slaughter them.
Go back in time and find Muhammad the prophet and slaughter him.
Go back in time and buy most of what is now Southern California and give it to the Native Americans
Look for a Beach house over looking the ocean. I'll wave to you.
Buy another in Wyoming or The NV side of Tahoe.
Give the camper away to the first homeless guy that has a full size truck to put it on.
Treat myself and a friend to a 12oz Filet and King crab legs. Get drunk and hope she is still there in the morning. Hell I could do that know if the fricken restaurants were open.
If I were hit by a money truck I'd go along the same route as Loki51, only my choice would be a little more extreme. I'l fly over to France and put $12 million I need to build a new GunBoat 68. Then I would go total WaterWorld and never set foot on dry land...(The rest of the money I'd put into tax free municipal funds and live off the interest while anchored in the Marquesas Islands)
I would take sailing lessons and become proficient enough to sail solo to Hawaii and back. I'm thinking 60 footer.
I remember my first trip to Catalina was solo on a 17 foot 100 HP outboard on a foggy day. I was quite nervous. Since then I've made thirty to forty trips to Catalina in the four boats I've owned over the years.
I truly love all the comments! Isn’t it fun to change your perspective of things! You people rule I just wanted to say . If I could -I’d get all of you everything you wanted cuz hell if I’m that wealthy then why the hell not lol. Also I would buy a submarine and live in it. With fubar 👄👅😍
Yeah, a Gunboat would be great, but a 68 footer would require you to have crew. I can single-hand a Najad 48 or basically any 50' or under sailboat, although for ocean crossings I do not support solo missions. (Who's gonna be on lookout when you're asleep??)
So, OK, a Gunboat cat but I think their 55 would be ideal.
If you win the lottery, and get one, hit me up. I'm great crew... LOL
I've got one, all I need. Pick up a Brownell's KP-15 but keep it in a state that doesn't make you register rocks as deadly weapons.
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