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This blog is awkward cause I don't know what to post
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I accidentally let one rip while sitting naked on a leather chair. Kinda awkward.
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Back in the day HX used to let you insert sound files into blog comments.
I was in a boring meeting reading HX blogs on my laptop. I was sitting around a conference table with 7 or 8 other people. Opened a blog... scrolled down and a LOUD 4-5 second fart sound blasts.
Geeeze...
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Went to a salsa dance lesson, and ran into people i used to bang. An instructor and one of the students.
And as part of the dance lesson we had to change partners for every song. Just from my awkward body language the ladies knew what was up when I danced with my date or someone I had f’ed with before. And thank goodness they did not give a shit.
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Accidentally sent a tittie shot to a female colleague last October. I still have no idea how I managed that, but needless to say she (and her not nearly as impressive boobs) were very, very upset.
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OP, bw2, alter idiot and engineerguy getting called out by the man..
HX said "Then I guess you could return the favor with your EngineerGuy93 account"
Awkward much? 
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^viagra pills will do that to a guy!!
Not that it’s happened to me or anything!!
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I knocked on the door of a lady that was on here a few years ago and it was a co-worker of mine who I always wondered what it would be like to have. We looked at each other and said “what the hell” and did the deed and I never wondered snout it again. I never revealed her secret life, but she did leave the job a few weeks later to go full time into the adult entertainment industry. Turns out she got heavy into the BDSM scene.
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I fell right into a glass door and it shattered. I was embarrassed and a little banged up lol
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When that guy posted that thing about that thing about that thing..
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One time I was getting a top tier bj from one of the ladies here. This woman had somehow established a telepathic connection to the wiener control center in my brain. I couldn't believe it. This was the most intense feeling ever. She stopped for a second to say 'Tell me when...' and just then an accidental discharge of considerable force blasted her in the face. The intensity and the surprised sent her flying off the bed. In a second she was peeking up over the edge of the bed laughing like crazy. She said 'Well this'll be an interesting story for the girls at Starbucks tomorrow.'
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Met a girl on here and she started licking my lips screaming "yeah you like that yeah" "Reminded me of Anna Faris from Just Friends"
So awkward I just laughed
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Having a man in the vip room at a gentleman's club go from wearing his business suit to only wearing his pink bra while my back was turned putting my belongings down. I didn't expect it.
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A friend asked another friend's wife when the baby was due.....she wasn't pregnant
RW
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Adding to the category "viagra pills will do that to a guy"
I met a nice new lady once and only booked 30 minutes. Had a great time and I was aroused and ready to go longer but she already had other plans. DAMN!
I had to clean up, get dressed, and walk out with a raging boner.
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Ok, here we go. I was having fun one afternoon with a Russian woman in a hotel room. We were going at it doggie style when, all of a sudden, the room door opened and a woman belted out, "housekeeping".
My female friend pulled forward off my cock, shushed the lady out of the room, locked and dead bolted the door. She then crawled back into bed and slid back onto my waiting cock which, through some miracle, had remained stiff. Not one word had been spoken.
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Too many to list. Saying in a meeting Everybody has to have a hobby in a meeting with my boss and his brothers and realizing two of them are likely on here...
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Audrey101 wins!!!!
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Going into the a work bathoom to take a leak; stepped up to a urinal (which is in line of sight of door), unzipped and pulled out "winky", then noticed one shoe lace was very nearly touching the floor (fuken Steinfeld), bent over to slighly tighten the lace ... just then the boss walks in, and I'm bent over with my head just above the urinal, and winky is hanging out ... awkward!
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HotRod, 54 and you're still calling it "winky"???
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Guys like angler1 that spend their entire livelihood blogging away on here
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Once I got busted for getting a BJ under my desk from an intern and sticking a cigar (Cuban, of course!) inside her while I was working in the oval office.
My wife literally beat the shit out of me!
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^ I knew you were on here, Slick Willy.
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LOL at OP, alteridiot, bw2, here in his twenties blogging his life away..
AWKWARD....
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I am out for dinner and drinks with my friend (tech guru)...headed back to the office to play some online poker. wife is out with her friends that actually knew this guy before me. she has some hot friends...one extremely hot, about 22 years old
we are checking in to say hi to all of them as we walk into the office...on speakerphone. I say goodbye...have fun. about 10 seconds later I turn to my friend and say "I wouldn't mind seeing my wife and that girl (i said their names) fist each other for about an hour"
THAT motherfucker never hung up the phone so all of her friends heard it
never heard the end of it. had some vacations with her and jerked in her honor a few times, but no fisting and never together...that I know of 
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Was trying on some new Levi's when a beautiful girl came out of a dressing room.
My boner tore right thru the crotch of those denims
Talk about awkward with my crowd pleaser hanging out and I had to pay for the jeans, lol
She gave me her phone number though, so it all worked out
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how about this for awkward :
https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/654676/#6557740
getting called out by name BY HX on HX for abusing the HX rules!
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Hey, GE.........I think it was the first option!
Thanks for asking
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Awkward Ego?
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