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I have a bag full of ready to eat meals of tuna salad and crackers tons of them and Capri Suns, duct tape, flash light, radio, phone battery portable chargers, candles , and I believe that’s it... sitting in my closet. Ready to go... and beside me is my cigarettes and a lighter lol
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Lou cutout
talking
roof
and also as a surfboard
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A pillow. Another pillow. And some chopsticks 🥢
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Put the pillows under your hips and get to stir fryin' that bhole with some chopstick action.....
I would text my assistant and wait in the shade.
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I just watched Life of Pi......
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Damn, that's one heck of an Earthquake... 
Satellite Phone
30 day crate of civilian MREs
In sight?
Survival Tent with built in solar still and solar panels.
Check phone for GPS location, call nearest coast guard, give them GPS coordinates.
Take a nice long comfy nap in the tent (oh and keep the phone charged)
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A glass coke bottle.
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Mexican coke is best.
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^^^ kissme has the right idea
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Can i get off the island by motorboating OP's tits?
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Wilson !!!
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At his age, GBD can barely get off the toilet.
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Not saying you're wrong
I'm just asking for some motorboat action
Besides which, since I got the Depends, I don't worry so much where I am
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Lmao, y'all are halarious
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I think after the pandemic the number one item should be - Toilet Paper!!!
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don't see how this would change anything...
all I ever needed was a joint and a beer
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my three things on that Island would be, 1. Bougie Savage 2. a case of high quality wine 3. a trunk full of survival equipment...
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My dogs and my phone.
I'd simply have them call me an Uber.
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