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Ohhhh.... this is a gay thing. Partner reference threw me. Sorry, no reference point for me.
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Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
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my best bud is a Labrador retriever, he aint stupid, he's snuggled up with the naked babe, but he needs to move from my spot when I get home
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Oh ok...btw partner means opposite sex . Sorry I didn't mean two dudes dating or married to one another..
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It would be O.J. time. JK....it's a joke..before anyone gets offended.
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I would wish them well.
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I’d tell him, “Bro, I know you are enjoying this moment... but you have to keep her the other 23 hrs of the day.”
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About fifty years ago my best bud stole my girl while I was in basic training and tech school. Karma is a bitch, she cheated on him about a year later.
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It's the walk of shame for you, cause she thinks she's found someone more fitting to her likes.
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My wife left me for my best friend!! And boy do I miss Him!!
Lol. Jk never been married.
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BOOOOOOOOY! you guys are funnier than !!!!! Chicks can be ruthless with that booty! it's 24/7 for them...
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Sorry to hear that happens to you bro!
What was the outcome?
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Did'nt happen to me at all... But I knew a dude that it happened to. He actually waited until they through , he busted into the room and sprayed acid on her face.... He let the guy go. But his crazy ass was convicted and went to jail for a few years for his actions.... He was a certified nut job.
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^ okay who keeps acid handy?? I guess I’ll go get some in case that happens to me. But I think I’ll wait till I get married. 🙄😜
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I'd tell her to keep her hands off my weed....and that smoking in bed is extremely dangerous.
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^^^LOL..........you guys are funnier than shit!!!
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I'd say, "Dude, you broke it, you bought it." I'd take a photo of them (in case she gets legal) before I wished them both well and moved aboard my boat."
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Legal? California is a no fault state, she can blow your judge and still get 50%!
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A 50% fee to be left with my 50% and the total freedom to enjoy it seems like an OK deal to me. Besides, she worked for it, too, so God bless her and let her enjoy HER 50%, too.
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I bet you would give her a car too!
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Or three?
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@luocfrr1 .......
"Legal? California is a no fault state, she can blow your judge and still get 50%!"
I fell out my chair laughing at that sh......... !!!
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Raise your hand if you’re a cuckold!!??
Be honest.
😂
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Never happened to me but I worried about it.
I had a number of opportunities to be the guy doing my buds GF in my 20's and 30's. For whatever reason I just didnt go there.
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Best bud is fat, bald, and ugly. I'd pretty much have to slap her for bad taste.
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so this happened to a friend of mine when we were in our 20's. it fucked him up bad. He hasn't been in a healthy relationship since. his motto since then is basically fuck them over before they do it to him. over the last decade, its cost him alot of friends too because he started applying that philosophy to his friends as well.
Ironically, something similar happened to me 5 years later with my first wife. I came home early from work one day to surprise her. the surprise was on me. as I walked into our bedroom, I found her and her first husband in MY BED!!!! They didn't notice me, so I very calmly and quietly walked up to the side of the bed that he was on, and put my arm tightly around his neck. I dragged his naked ass down the hallway and to the front door, with my naked wife following and screaming at me the whole way. I threw him out the front door butt naked without his clothes, keys, or wallet, shut the door and locked it. all the while my wife is screaming at me about how wrong I am for doing this ( lol really? ) again, throwing him out naked, without clothes, wallet, or keys. I then turned around to her and said "you shut up because you're next!" she actually shut up, i think she believed that would throw her out the front door bare assed naked too. not sure i would've done it but very probably would have.
The best part is, she called her mom like she always did and within 30 minutes both her parents showed up and found him hiding outside naked. I let her parents in but not him, to which she started yelling again. the best part is she had to explain why he was outside naked. To which i blurted out that when I came home she was naked too. Her parents weren't happy. Her dad said he didn't have anything to say to either of them, but pulled me aside and said loud enough for all to hear, that he would've done the same thing!
we were divorced just a few months later
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Wow !!! that sucks....I cant say i don't blame you.
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I’m not dumb enough to have a partner so I’d never find myself in this fucked off scenario.
Take note.
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#spinster
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^^^ Wow!!! that was crazy I bet!!!
@DRACO1969 Really!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get tested for AIDs stay on topic sir!!! Has it occurred to you that YOU are on an escort site? And if you are making such intelligent, and well thought out comments. You are saying that every person on the site should be tested, with the exception of you.
I gotta admit, you seem highly intelligent with well thought out comments like that.
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Call home when you leave work. This way your partner knows to kick sancho out before you show up.
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She can boot Jody too.
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@ draco
and @ deadpool
this happened over 20 years ago, and I did get tested for everything at the time. I was safe then and i think i'm ok being that it was over 20 years ago. BTW, i never touched her skank ass again! gave her the choice to either go sleep in her daughters room, or go to her parents house. she moved out 2 weeks later, and i filed the papers the same week!
turns out, she moved her 2 kids to her mom and dads, and spent the next 5 days at her ex's ( the kids dad ) but then he told her that she and the kids could stay there but he wasn't going to support her and she would have to go back to work. that was when she finally joined her kids at her parents.
i just hope her daughter, who recently graduated from unlv and got married and is expecting doesn't turn out like her. she was a sweet little girl
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If that ever happened then you know you got with the wrong bitch, unless you're into that stuff.
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Well, my future husband will never catch me in bed with another man.
Me neither !!
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@Upper .... that's funny as hell men!!
@Horndog... U never a person when it comes down to it..
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Oof take this gif, I hope you get a kick out of it.
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^^^ HaHa...
The walk of shame !!! did she swallow????
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I get a lot of those “I got busted/can I sleep on your couch”’calls from stupid ass friends who got caught cheating on their significant other.
The shit people do trying not to get caught...
Hide in jacuzzis/pretend they were in the jacuzzi/ except her shoes were also there...
Out the dog door.
Jump off a boat into the harbor...
Have their brother drive the car and sit there pretending he is the guy, wearing his clothes...
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Tell him "You must have a small dick because I didn't hear her screaming when I closed the front door"
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Time for a threesome!
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@ JR
thats fucking hilarious
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You guys are funnier than fuck...............
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What would you do if you can home and Fatfuck, Jobs, Bjojo, Biscuits&Gravy, and bojo were doing your ole lady?
Let those guys video her.
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